I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day. -- Frank Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
* William Butler Yeats
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his
fools. -- Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep
your mouth shut.-Ernest Hemingway
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.-Catherine
Zandonella
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. -- Anonymous
Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly
gives me pleasure-hooking up with fat, hairy girls. --- Ross Levy
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
* W.C. Fields
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- Tee Mans
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -- Henny
Youngman
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the
time and have the time of your life. -- Michelle Mastrolacasa
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. -- Tom
Waits
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? -- Stephen Wright
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, lets all get drunk and go to heaven! -- Brian O'Rourke
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It
helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,
but at the very least you need beer. --- Frank Zappa
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has
taken out of me. -- Winston Churchill
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.-Benjamin
Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes
beer shoot out your nose.-Deep Thought, Jack Handy
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel
does not go nearly as well with pizza. -- Dave Barry
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.-
Humphrey Bogart
that's as good as they're going to feel all day. -- Frank Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
* William Butler Yeats
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his
fools. -- Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep
your mouth shut.-Ernest Hemingway
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.-Catherine
Zandonella
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. -- Anonymous
Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly
gives me pleasure-hooking up with fat, hairy girls. --- Ross Levy
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
* W.C. Fields
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- Tee Mans
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -- Henny
Youngman
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the
time and have the time of your life. -- Michelle Mastrolacasa
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. -- Tom
Waits
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? -- Stephen Wright
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, lets all get drunk and go to heaven! -- Brian O'Rourke
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It
helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,
but at the very least you need beer. --- Frank Zappa
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has
taken out of me. -- Winston Churchill
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.-Benjamin
Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes
beer shoot out your nose.-Deep Thought, Jack Handy
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel
does not go nearly as well with pizza. -- Dave Barry
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.-
Humphrey Bogart
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