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Dreams are fricking wierd.

N

notfred

Lifer
Last night I had two dreams (well, two that Ican sort of remember, anyway). The first one was about me calling my ex and begging and crying fro her to come back.

It was a pretty depressing dream, really.

The second one was about me meeting some new girl. Actually, it started with me being in the military, and on trial for something, kind of like in "A Few Good Men". And I think I met her at my trial. Then I was acquitted (or whatever it is they call it in the military) and we went to the beach.

The second dream was actually a lot better than the first one.
 
you think THOSE are weird? here's what I dreamed last night.

I had joined some sort of military, apparently...it had a sort of futuristic feel to it. Anyway, we had this Aliens-style fort, kind of grimy, and the barracks were in the middle of this pond. Everyone was swimming in the pond, and basically what we did for fun was toss HL2-looking grenades in the water near people. They had to either run away, or toss it back. Grenades were going off all over the place. It was kind of annoying to swim around, because suddenly there'd be a splash, and you'd see this red LED right near your face. So you'd have to run. Of course, there wasn't much else to do for fun...the surrounding marsh was smelly and filled with leeches, and the enemy wasn't attacking. All our facilities were ghetto...you had to climb these nasty "stairs" that looked like 10 feet of stacked sinks to get to the toilet, and the "shower" involved walking down this wooden catwalk to this 5-foot-diameter metal platform suspended over the trash heap. The showerhead was directly above it. I saw a friend of mine getting into another one of the showers...this one was normal (WTF, I got ripped off...). I commented on the grenade-throwing outside, he laughed and threw a grenade into the shower stall he was about to enter. His wife (once again, wtf?) kinda hits him and runs off, he runs off a little ways laughing, and I wake up.
 
heres my weirdest that i can remember:

im in some spaceship, this dream has a sci-fi channel feel to it, so were all somehow standing on the floor of the ship...while in space.
there is me, and 3 others, all in space suits: each has a button on the shoulder that, when pressed, turns us into some sort of animal. i cant remember any of the animals.
we hear a siren go off, know that were under "attack" and head to the cockpit, where something something happens frantically and we realize were being boarded.
we rush to the crew quarters, im elected to go in, and inside i see the following: 6 or 7 very ugly looking men, in some wretched body armor, with an insectoid abdomen coming out of the back of their heads, resting on their back. the abdomen has 8 or 10 jointed legs.
i freak out, really, what the fvck?
they just look at me as i leave the room and shut the door behind me, i tell my crewmembers whats in there, and they hand me

this is good, please, just keep going.

a bronzed periscope with curved angles, shaped like this

they look at me, as though i should know what to do

i remark that im clueless, and they suggest i *hit* the alienmeninsectthings while theyre asleep

they are, indeed, asleep in our bunks. again, what the fvck?

so i go around, hitting them one at a time, when im done, they all turn into

wait for it

just wait

hot, nekkid, oiled-up wimmin.

then my dream ended.
 
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