Dr Seuss style story on America

Gweedo552

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I got this in my email, and found it to be....hrm...well, just read, and you'll see...

For those who love America ("Dr. Seuss" style. )

Every U down in Uville liked U.S. a lot,
But the Binch, who lived Far East of Uville, did not.
The Binch hated U.S! the whole U.S. way!
Now don't ask me why, for nobody can say,
It could be his turban was screwed on too tight.
Or the sun from the desert had beaten too bright
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

But, Whatever the reason, his heart or his turban,
He stood facing Uville, the part that was urban.
"They're doing their business," he snarled from his perch.
"They're raising their families! They're going to church!
They're leading the world, and their empire is thriving,
I MUST keep the S's and U's from surviving!"

Tomorrow, he knew, all the U's and the S's,
Would put on their pants and their shirts and their dresses,
They'd go to their offices, playgrounds and schools,
And abide by their U and S values and rules,

And then they'd do something he liked least of all,
Every U down in U-ville, the tall and the small,
Would stand all united, each U and each S,
And they'd sing Uville's anthem, "God bless us! God bless!"
All around their Twin Towers of Uville, they'd stand,
and their voices would drown every sound in the land.

"I must stop that singing," Binch said with a smirk,
And he had an idea--an idea that might work!
The Binch stole some U airplanes in U morning hours,
And crashed them right into the Uville Twin Towers.
"They'll wake to disaster!" he snickered, so sour,
"And how can they sing when they can't find a tower?"

The Binch cocked his ear as they woke from their sleeping,
All set to enjoy their U-wailing and weeping,
Instead he heard something that started quite low,
And it built up quite slow, but it started to grow--
And the Binch heard the most unpredictable thing...
And he couldn't believe it--they started to sing!

He stared down at U-ville, not trusting his eyes,
What he saw was a shocking, disgusting surprise!
Every U down in U-ville, the tall and the small,
Was singing! Without any towers at all!
He HADN'T stopped U-Ville from singing! It sung!
For down deep in the hearts of the old and the young,
Those Twin Towers were standing, called Hope and called Pride,
And you can't smash the towers we hold deep inside.

So we circle the sites where our heroes did fall,
With a hand in each hand of the tall and the small,
And we mourn for our losses while knowing we'll cope,
For we still have inside that U-Pride and U-Hope.

For America means a bit more than tall towers,
It means more than wealth or political powers,
It's more than our enemies ever could guess,
So may God bless America! Bless us! God bless!
 

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yakko

Not to pick on you, but who the Fusk cares if it's a repost!!!!!

Some of us do not have the pleasure of reading the Forums every day or every week for that matter! How the hell would you have us use the search feature for such a post?

Gweedo552

Thanks for the post!...And welcome to Anandtech! First time I've seen it and will save and send to countless Family and Friends....
 

yakko

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<< How the hell would you have us use the search feature for such a post? >>

If you just type in dr into the search box you will find it.
 

Tominator

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OK, should I use the search function each and every time I post something?......Suggestions please....
 

yakko

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<< OK, should I use the search function each and every time I post something?......Suggestions please.... >>

I do.
 

Gweedo552

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OK, OK, Chill.....
I'll do a search next time I post something... It doesn't have to become an all-out flamewar.. I'm new to posting here (been reading the posts off and on for a while), and made a mistake...Its not the end of the world. I'll just search next time.. :p
Will that satisfy you? heheh
 

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Gweedo552


yakko and I are Anandtechers from way back! We banter and critic each other as a matter of course and so do other Members! Nothing is meant to be taken as gospel around here. yakko is a top notch member and I hope thinks of me the same.

We are a Family at Anandtech and all are welcome!....

...Search Feature or not!;)
 

Gweedo552

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I just don't want everyone pissed off at me for my mistakes... I'm planning on staying here...One of the best forums I've found so far in my years on the net....