Dr. Seuss' "Oh, the Places You'll Go"

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http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2314852

Dr. Seuss does what NBA defenses can't: Stop LeBron

CLEVELAND -- LeBron James has something to go along with his sore right knee: a twisted tongue.


AP Photo/Mark Duncan
LeBron James, who read to children Tuesday, has been going places for a long time.
On Tuesday, the Cavaliers star was reading a children's book to 23 elementary students as part of the NBA's "Read to Achieve" program when he got stumped by a tricky name in Dr. Seuss' "Oh, the Places You'll Go."

After plopping down in a yellow beanbag chair, James read to sixth graders from Raymond Elementary School in Maple Heights, Ohio, a class that won a contest by logging the most minutes read in a one-month period.

James invited a few kids to sit with him to read the text stuffed with familiar Seuss' rhymes. On the last page, James paused, smiled and said, "I'm not even going to try that name" when he got tangled up with the second part of: "Be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O'Shea, you're off to Great Places!"

After the reading session, he and the kids used construction paper, pipe cleaners, ribbons and other art supplies to decorate Seuss-inspired crowns for "King James."

according to amazon this book is for ages 4-6

Is this the system failing our kids? why the hell are six graders being read a Dr. Seuss book?!?!?!??!?

Would just like to say that...i've never read this book before and was not aware of the context. but still...if i were a sixth grader, i would have preferred another book be read to me.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: xospec1alk
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2314852

Dr. Seuss does what NBA defenses can't: Stop LeBron

CLEVELAND -- LeBron James has something to go along with his sore right knee: a twisted tongue.


AP Photo/Mark Duncan
LeBron James, who read to children Tuesday, has been going places for a long time.
On Tuesday, the Cavaliers star was reading a children's book to 23 elementary students as part of the NBA's "Read to Achieve" program when he got stumped by a tricky name in Dr. Seuss' "Oh, the Places You'll Go."

After plopping down in a yellow beanbag chair, James read to sixth graders from Raymond Elementary School in Maple Heights, Ohio, a class that won a contest by logging the most minutes read in a one-month period.

James invited a few kids to sit with him to read the text stuffed with familiar Seuss' rhymes. On the last page, James paused, smiled and said, "I'm not even going to try that name" when he got tangled up with the second part of: "Be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O'Shea, you're off to Great Places!"

After the reading session, he and the kids used construction paper, pipe cleaners, ribbons and other art supplies to decorate Seuss-inspired crowns for "King James."

according to amazon this book is for ages 4-6

Is this the system failing our kids? why the hell are six graders being read a Dr. Seuss book?!?!?!??!?
a lot of people give this book to kids when they go off to college. i'd say the book is for any age group because of the message.
 

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: xospec1alk
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2314852

Dr. Seuss does what NBA defenses can't: Stop LeBron

CLEVELAND -- LeBron James has something to go along with his sore right knee: a twisted tongue.


AP Photo/Mark Duncan
LeBron James, who read to children Tuesday, has been going places for a long time.
On Tuesday, the Cavaliers star was reading a children's book to 23 elementary students as part of the NBA's "Read to Achieve" program when he got stumped by a tricky name in Dr. Seuss' "Oh, the Places You'll Go."

After plopping down in a yellow beanbag chair, James read to sixth graders from Raymond Elementary School in Maple Heights, Ohio, a class that won a contest by logging the most minutes read in a one-month period.

James invited a few kids to sit with him to read the text stuffed with familiar Seuss' rhymes. On the last page, James paused, smiled and said, "I'm not even going to try that name" when he got tangled up with the second part of: "Be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O'Shea, you're off to Great Places!"

After the reading session, he and the kids used construction paper, pipe cleaners, ribbons and other art supplies to decorate Seuss-inspired crowns for "King James."

according to amazon this book is for ages 4-6

Is this the system failing our kids? why the hell are six graders being read a Dr. Seuss book?!?!?!??!?
a lot of people give this book to kids when they go off to college. i'd say the book is for any age group because of the message.

But apparently not for morons like LeBron. New rule.. if you want to drive a Hummer H2, you have to be able to read "Mordecai".
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: xospec1alk
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2314852

Dr. Seuss does what NBA defenses can't: Stop LeBron

CLEVELAND -- LeBron James has something to go along with his sore right knee: a twisted tongue.


AP Photo/Mark Duncan
LeBron James, who read to children Tuesday, has been going places for a long time.
On Tuesday, the Cavaliers star was reading a children's book to 23 elementary students as part of the NBA's "Read to Achieve" program when he got stumped by a tricky name in Dr. Seuss' "Oh, the Places You'll Go."

After plopping down in a yellow beanbag chair, James read to sixth graders from Raymond Elementary School in Maple Heights, Ohio, a class that won a contest by logging the most minutes read in a one-month period.

James invited a few kids to sit with him to read the text stuffed with familiar Seuss' rhymes. On the last page, James paused, smiled and said, "I'm not even going to try that name" when he got tangled up with the second part of: "Be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O'Shea, you're off to Great Places!"

After the reading session, he and the kids used construction paper, pipe cleaners, ribbons and other art supplies to decorate Seuss-inspired crowns for "King James."

according to amazon this book is for ages 4-6

Is this the system failing our kids? why the hell are six graders being read a Dr. Seuss book?!?!?!??!?
a lot of people give this book to kids when they go off to college. i'd say the book is for any age group because of the message.

But apparently not for morons like LeBron. New rule.. if you want to drive a Hummer H2, you have to be able to read "Mordecai".
he should've attempted to read it, yes, but i'd bet a lot of people wouldn't exactly pronounce some of the Dr. Suessisms correctly.

 

MikeMike

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you have never been stumped on a word?

now would you pronounce Mordecai,

More dey Chi or More de shay or Mord eshi?
 

xospec1alk

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Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
you have never been stumped on a word?

now would you pronounce Mordecai,

More dey Chi or More de shay or Mord eshi?

my point really was about reading dr seuss to sixth graders and not lebron being stumped on a word, i can forgive him for that.
 

MikeMike

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Originally posted by: xospec1alk
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
you have never been stumped on a word?

now would you pronounce Mordecai,

More dey Chi or More de shay or Mord eshi?

my point really was about reading dr seuss to sixth graders and not lebron being stumped on a word, i can forgive him for that.


you dont know this story do you??

its read at graduations across the country. maybe you should go slap everyone who has EVER read that story to people going to COLLEGE.

you also have to remember that 6th graders are 12 and 13, still very very impressionable
 

xospec1alk

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Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE

you dont know this story do you??

its read at graduations across the country. maybe you should go slap everyone who has EVER read that story.

actually, i've never read this story. I was never a fan of Dr. Seuss when i was younger. his stories never appealed to me.

Personally, if lebron james came to my sixth grade class, i'd want him to be reading something a little more challenging.
 

MikeMike

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Originally posted by: xospec1alk
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE

you dont know this story do you??

its read at graduations across the country. maybe you should go slap everyone who has EVER read that story.

actually, i've never read this story. I was never a fan of Dr. Seuss when i was younger. his stories never appealed to me.

Personally, if lebron james came to my sixth grade class, i'd want him to be reading something a little more challenging.

read this:

Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You're off to Great Places!
You're off and away!

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.
You're on your own. And you know what you know.
And YOU are the guy who'll decide where to go.

You'll look up and down streets. Look 'em over with care.
About some you will say, "I don't choose to go there."
With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet,
you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street.

And you may not find any
you'll want to go down.
In that case, of course,
you'll head straight out of town.

It's opener there
in the wide open air.

Out there things can happen
and frequently do
to people as brainy
and footsy as you.

And when things start to happen,
don't worry. Don't stew.
Just go right along.
You'll start happening too.

OH!
THE PLACES YOU'LL GO!

You'll be on your way up!
You'll be seeing great sights!
You'll join the high fliers
who soar to high heights.

You won't lag behind, because you'll have the speed.
You'll pass the whole gang and you'll soon take the lead.
Wherever you fly, you'll be the best of the best.
Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.

Except when you don't
Because, sometimes, you won't.

I'm sorry to say so
but, sadly, it's true
and Hang-ups
can happen to you.

You can get all hung up
in a prickle-ly perch.
And your gang will fly on.
You'll be left in a Lurch.

You'll come down from the Lurch
with an unpleasant bump.
And the chances are, then,
that you'll be in a Slump.

And when you're in a Slump,
you're not in for much fun.
Un-slumping yourself
is not easily done.

You will come to a place where the streets are not marked.
Some windows are lighted. But mostly they're darked.
A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin!
Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in?
How much can you lose? How much can you win?

And IF you go in, should you turn left or right...
or right-and-three-quarters? Or, maybe, not quite?
Or go around back and sneak in from behind?
Simple it's not, I'm afraid you will find,
for a mind-maker-upper to make up his mind.

You can get so confused
that you'll start in to race
down long wiggled roads at a break-necking pace
and grind on for miles across weirdish wild space,
headed, I fear, toward a most useless place.
The Waiting Place...

...for people just waiting.
Waiting for a train to go
or a bus to come, or a plane to go
or the mail to come, or the rain to go
or the phone to ring, or the snow to snow
or waiting around for a Yes or a No
or waiting for their hair to grow.
Everyone is just waiting.

Waiting for the fish to bite
or waiting for wind to fly a kite
or waiting around for Friday night
or waiting, perhaps, for their Uncle Jake
or a pot to boil, or a Better Break
or a string of pearls, or a pair of pants
or a wig with curls, or Another Chance.
Everyone is just waiting.

NO!
That's not for you!

Somehow you'll escape
all that waiting and staying.
You'll find the bright places
where Boom Bands are playing.

With banner flip-flapping,
once more you'll ride high!
Ready for anything under the sky.
Ready because you're that kind of a guy!

Oh, the places you'll go! There is fun to be done!
There are points to be scored. there are games to be won.
And the magical things you can do with that ball
will make you the winning-est winner of all.
Fame! You'll be famous as famous can be,
with the whole wide world watching you win on TV.

Except when they don't.
Because, sometimes, they won't.

I'm afraid that some times
you'll play lonely games too.
Games you can't win
'cause you'll play against you.

All Alone!
Whether you like it or not,
Alone will be something
you'll be quite a lot.

And when you're alone, there's a very good chance
you'll meet things that scare you right out of your pants.
There are some, down the road between hither and yon,
that can scare you so much you won't want to go on.

But on you will go
though the weather be foul
On you will go
though your enemies prowl
On you will go
though the Hakken-Kraks howl
Onward up many
a frightening creek,
though your arms may get sore
and your sneakers may leak.

On and on you will hike
and I know you'll hike far
and face up to your problems
whatever they are.

You'll get mixed up, of course,
as you already know.
You'll get mixed up
with many strange birds as you go.
So be sure when you step.
Step with care and great tact
and remember that Life's
a Great Balancing Act.
Just never forget to be dexterous and deft.
And never mix up your right foot with your left.

And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)

KID, YOU'LL MOVE MOUNTAINS!

So...
be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray
or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O'Shea,
you're off to Great Places!
Today is your day!
Your mountain is waiting.
So...get on your way!

in fact, i read part of it for a speech just this year, and im a soph. in college...
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: xospec1alk
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE

you dont know this story do you??

its read at graduations across the country. maybe you should go slap everyone who has EVER read that story.

actually, i've never read this story. I was never a fan of Dr. Seuss when i was younger. his stories never appealed to me.

Personally, if lebron james came to my sixth grade class, i'd want him to be reading something a little more challenging.
maybe time was a factor, too. i mean he couldn't really read them a chapter book.

 
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: xospec1alk
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2314852

Dr. Seuss does what NBA defenses can't: Stop LeBron

CLEVELAND -- LeBron James has something to go along with his sore right knee: a twisted tongue.


AP Photo/Mark Duncan
LeBron James, who read to children Tuesday, has been going places for a long time.
On Tuesday, the Cavaliers star was reading a children's book to 23 elementary students as part of the NBA's "Read to Achieve" program when he got stumped by a tricky name in Dr. Seuss' "Oh, the Places You'll Go."

After plopping down in a yellow beanbag chair, James read to sixth graders from Raymond Elementary School in Maple Heights, Ohio, a class that won a contest by logging the most minutes read in a one-month period.

James invited a few kids to sit with him to read the text stuffed with familiar Seuss' rhymes. On the last page, James paused, smiled and said, "I'm not even going to try that name" when he got tangled up with the second part of: "Be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O'Shea, you're off to Great Places!"

After the reading session, he and the kids used construction paper, pipe cleaners, ribbons and other art supplies to decorate Seuss-inspired crowns for "King James."

according to amazon this book is for ages 4-6

Is this the system failing our kids? why the hell are six graders being read a Dr. Seuss book?!?!?!??!?
a lot of people give this book to kids when they go off to college. i'd say the book is for any age group because of the message.

Jeebus have you people forgot how good the book was? I was read this in elementary school maybe as a first grader, but I was read this again in 8th grade as we were going off to high school.
 

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I could see LeBron struggling with that book, but I think it is a perfectly fine book for sixth grade.
 

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Originally posted by: xospec1alk
Originally posted by: Stojakapimp
did you actually read the article that you posted?

what are you implying?


he's implying you're a dumbass, i'm saying it.

actually he likely isnt, but i'll say it anyways
 

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Originally posted by: xospec1alk
Originally posted by: Stojakapimp
did you actually read the article that you posted?

what are you implying?

that's it's actually quite a difficult looking word. And it's quite a common joke for someone to use the line "i'm not even gonna try to pronounce this" when they are reading out loud to other people and come across and difficult looking word. The article doesn't even say if he did try to say it, and if so, then how he actually said it. Besides, just because James didn't go to college doesn't make him stupid. It's like like I ever took a class where we learned how to pronounce Mordecai Ali Van Allen O-Shea
 

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ive read almost every single dr suess book about 11billion times. if you dont read them everyday, they can be tongue twisters. of course, i now have big brown bear memorized.

but hey, thats what you get when you let 2 pre-school children pick out 3 books a night before bed.

does seem odd to read it 6th graders tho. i know i wasnt pondering any deep meanings in suess. i was thinking about girls and my motorcycle.

too many typos. its too early.
 

MikeMike

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Originally posted by: AU Tiger
I could see LeBron struggling with that book, but I think it is a perfectly fine book for sixth grade.

he did maintain a 3.5+ GPA throughout HS at St. Ignatius, and thats not really an easy school.

not sure if teachers gave him help or what not, but im saying he isnt as stupid as all ppl here think athletically gifted ppl are.
 

MikeMike

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Originally posted by: daniel1113
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
in fact, i read part of it for a speech just this year, and im a soph. in college...

Now that's original :p

hey, we were doing a speech that had to be about a song, lyric, or poem...

i used that.
 

xospec1alk

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Originally posted by: Stojakapimp
Originally posted by: xospec1alk
Originally posted by: Stojakapimp
did you actually read the article that you posted?

what are you implying?

that's it's actually quite a difficult looking word. And it's quite a common joke for someone to use the line "i'm not even gonna try to pronounce this" when they are reading out loud to other people and come across and difficult looking word. The article doesn't even say if he did try to say it, and if so, then how he actually said it. Besides, just because James didn't go to college doesn't make him stupid. It's like like I ever took a class where we learned how to pronounce Mordecai Ali Van Allen O-Shea

You obviously didn't read the whole thread....I was pointing out the fact that he was reading a dr seuss book to sixth graders...when it was a book written for 4 year olds. im not questioning his intelligence.... the lebron james can't read part was added to get people into the threa.
 

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Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
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in fact, i read part of it for a speech just this year, and im a soph. in college...

my sister had part of it for her speech at baccalaureate. it was pretty good.