Dr. Laura "The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands."

[Leyawiin]

Show your spouse/S.O. you love them and respect them on a regular basis and don't be a bitch/dick too often. If you really mean the first two the latter won't happen too often anyway.

 

[wabbitslayer]

Condensed Version for the Busy Woman:

Ways to Make Your Husband Feel Loved and Respected

• Blow him at least a couple of times each week

I agree completely

 

[spidey07]

Great list on what a good wife is and does. It drives home what a man truly needs from his wife. I'd say my wife does most if not all of that.

You could turn it around for women, but their needs are different than ours so it wouldn't be an exact fit.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Great list on what a good wife is and does. It drives home what a man truly needs from his wife. I'd say my wife does most if not all of that.

You could turn it around for women, but their needs are different than ours so it wouldn't be an exact fit.

You have a wife?

I pity her. I really do.

 

[Miramonti]

What's the problem? Change all the "him" with "your pet zombie" and it still makes sense.

fixed

 

[SlitheryDee]

Following that list would require a lot of unnecessary interaction. My list has two entries.

1) Blow him
2) Leave him alone.

I don't need a sandwich, encouragement, defense, or inane jobs to do to prop up my self worth. I need sexual release and time to do important man things and think deep man thoughts afterwards.

 

[JulesMaximus]

She also thinks porn is cheating.

 

[Midwayman]

You can be right, or you can be married. That go both ways.