Dr. Dre Mistaken as an Actual Doctor

[Reel]

Last week during an anti-abortion rally, protestors went to an abortion clinic and killed an abortion doctor. "We will continue to harm as many members of the medical community as possible until the government reverses the abortion laws and the medical community does not continue to support abortion." said the leader of the group Terrance Wilson. A few days later the protestors shot rapper Dr. Dre believing him to be an actual doctor. Although Dr. Dre survived the shooting, he is in critical condition.

"Jesus Christ, I'm not a doctor, it's just a name. Ice Cube isn't a ****** ice cube. Lil' Bow Wow is actually 6'2", 350 lbs., and 37 years old. Ok, Snoop Dogg actually does look like a dog, that's a bad example, but still.... I'm not a real doctor." said an injured Dr. Dre.

Ignoring his complaints that he is not a doctor, the medical community is now suing Dr. Dre for operating without a license. "For the last 15 years, the rapper Dr. Dre has claimed to be a doctor, when in reality he has no medical experience, training, or license to practice medicine. He's a disgrace to our profession." said Dr. Samantha Gooding. Dre is being fined up to $100,000 and is being forced to attend an accredited school if he wants to keep calling himself a doctor. If Dre doesn't pay the fine and get a medical degree, he will be forced to change his title from doctor to something else. Suggested examples are Forest Ranger Dre, Pope Dre, Vice President Dre, and other professions that take no skill or experience to have. Although Dr. Dre still claims he is not a doctor, nor is he pretending to be one, once in 1997 he did write Warren G a perscription for medical marijuana.

Disclaimer: Since a lot of people think they are very clever, I will point out this is not intended to be actual news. It is what we like to call "satire" in the style of The Onion. Thank you and have a nice day.

 

[mattocs]

?

 

[PHiuR]

haha?

 

[KLin]

Is this a joke thread?

 

[HyTekJosh]

ha. ha. ha.

 

[MrDudeMan]

i hope that is just a lame joke

 

[TallBill]

shens all around

 

[tami]

if this is real, i wonder how many Ph.D. "doctors" are also going to be sued.

:roll:

 

[GoingUp]

onion article?

 

[Shadowknight]

Considering there is a WIDE range of post-graduate fields not associated with medicine (psychology, mathematics, english), it's pretty obvious this is a fake.

 

[Reel]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
onion article?

Close enough. Some lower quality Onion site.

 

[M00T]

Originally posted by: Reel

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
onion article?

Close enough. Some low quality spam.

Like all of your posts?

 

[Remy XO]

evven if it was satire this was one of hte lamest ****** i've read on the internets.

 

[Looney]

Lame.

 

[Icanoutsmokeany1]

Who finds this funny? Anybody?

 

[tweakmm]

"I'm as smart as him."
"What?"
"I've got PhDs in four scientific disciplines."
"Really?"
"Why do you think they call me "Dr. Quinn?"
"I just thought that was a nickname...you know like Dr. Dre. :music:east-side:music: "

 

[Kaervak]

Eventhough it's satire, they definitely got the anti-abortion dipsh!ts pegged perfectly.