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Double Standards....

If I'm out eating with a female friend the waitress always asks if it's on one bill. When I'm eathing with a male friend they never ask if it's one bill. Can't I be mistaken for gay by someone other than my mom at least once?
 
In general many of the extremist groups. Treehuggers: what is your shelter made of? PETA: what do you feed your dog? lettuce or animal by-product?
 
Originally posted by: shud
If I'm out eating with a female friend the waitress always asks if it's on one bill. When I'm eathing with a male friend they never ask if it's one bill. Can't I be mistaken for gay by someone other than my mom at least once?

:laugh:
 
Originally posted by: TStep
when was the last time the toilet seat was purposefully left in the up position for you?

Sometimes at parties (especially parties with annoying girls who look like walking airbrush photos), I'll go into the bathroom and pee with the seat down knowing there will be significant spray. Then I'll let them know that I didn't forget to put the seat down and they are thankful. Then they sit in piss.
 
Women can call their female friends girlfriends, but men can't call their male freinds boyfriends.
 
Originally posted by: NFS4
Women can call their female friends girlfriends, but men can't call their male freinds boyfriends.

The worst is having to say "female friend" or risk having an awkward pause saying "girl [significant time lapse] friend" or "girl who is a friend".
 
Originally posted by: TStep
In general many of the extremist groups. Treehuggers: what is your shelter made of? PETA: what do you feed your dog? lettuce or animal by-product?

Excellent point. I remember back in the 2004 election the people who had those GOP bumber stickers with scratches all over them:

"A person of tolerance and diversity keyed my car"

You certainly won't see me waiving a Republican flag any time soon, but I thought that was pretty funny.
 
Originally posted by: shud
Originally posted by: TStep
when was the last time the toilet seat was purposefully left in the up position for you?

Sometimes at parties (especially parties with annoying girls who look like walking airbrush photos), I'll go into the bathroom and pee with the seat down knowing there will be significant spray. Then I'll let them know that I didn't forget to put the seat down and they are thankful. Then they sit in piss.

LMFAO
 
Originally posted by: Jzero
"Racism" is all too often used only for something that white people commit upon non-white people.

FT-fscking-W

I am so sick of the entire race topic I could puke. If I hear one more uneducated, unmotivated <insert race here> b1tch about racism, I'm going to toss my breakfast.
 
Originally posted by: jbourne77
Originally posted by: Jzero
"Racism" is all too often used only for something that white people commit upon non-white people.

FT-fscking-W

I am so sick of the entire race topic I could puke. If I hear one more uneducated, unmotivated <insert race here> b1tch about racism, I'm going to toss my breakfast.

QFT!
 
Originally posted by: DaShen
Originally posted by: TStep
when was the last time the toilet seat was purposefully left in the up position for you?

Yeah, I never thought of it that way...

I always put the lid down... but not for women, but because I have a pet. 😀
 
Originally posted by: TStep
In general many of the extremist groups. Treehuggers: what is your shelter made of?

It's made of wood from plantation trees (as opposed to being made from trees that been hacked from the dwindling great forrests/ jungles)

Originally posted by: TStep
PETA: what do you feed your dog? lettuce or animal by-product?

Probably vegan dog food (which is nutritionally balanced)
 
Originally posted by: aidanjm
Originally posted by: TStep
In general many of the extremist groups. Treehuggers: what is your shelter made of?

It's made of wood from plantation trees (as opposed to being made from trees that been hacked from the dwindling great forrests/ jungles)

Originally posted by: TStep
PETA: what do you feed your dog? lettuce or animal by-product?

Probably vegan dog food (which is nutritionally balanced)

That cracks me up. Feeding vegan food to a carnivore.
 
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