Double Entendres at the Olympics

SaltBoy

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From Snopes

These are hilarious!!!

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the [2004] Summer Olympics that they would like to take back

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"
 

Amused

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LOL!!!! :laugh:

Best laugh I've had in a while. Thanks. :thumbsup:
 

Koing

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My Snatch is in very fine form.

<-WeightLifter also.

Yeah I've enjoyed reading the double entendres in the newspaper.

Koing
 

Allio

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I heard "he's just blasted a facial on <name>'s face" in the basketball.

Oh, and a New Zealand commentator actually did say "cockless pairs" :)
 

puffpio

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Volleyball commentator when the ball girl got hit in the face w/ the ball (she must have been like 10 or youngeR) "She just got her first facial!!!"