Double Chins and Chewing Gum

[JSFLY]

Poll Above.

Question is: will chewing gum on a regular basis get rid of my double chin and make my face look thinner?

 

[Howard]

No.

 

[Darthvoy]

holy crap. i think i just lost a few iq points

 

[Alone]

Fat people chew lots, and they have triple chin!

 

[dudeman007]

Originally posted by: Alone
Fat people chew lots, and they have triple chin!

lol true

 

[KillerCharlie]

Is this a joke I'm not getting?

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: KillerCharlie
Is this a joke I'm not getting?

Maybe, maybe not... many people still believe in spot reduction

 

[Compton]

It will, but only if you chew 34 packs of gum a day. No more, no less.

 

[paulney]

chewing gum doesnt' help

 

[Special K]

I hope this thread is a joke.

Spot reduction is a myth.

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: Special K
I hope this thread is a joke.

Spot reduction is a myth.

Buy a women's vibrator, and hold it to the double chin area. You should have results in a couple weeks.

 

[pyonir]

In Soviet Russia, double chin chews YOU!

 

[Captante]

Originally posted by: paulney
chewing gum doesnt' help

Ok... I give up!

Just what is the significance of this pic?!?

 

[foghorn67]

Just as long as your neck doesn't look like a vagina.

 

[Eli]

:laugh:

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: Eli
:laugh:

Dude, you came back, and stayed back. I remember that thread calling you to the forums, where you hadn't been here for a while. Nice to see we got you hooked again.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: foghorn67
Just as long as your neck doesn't look like a vagina.

I've never seen a vagina neck.

*requesting pictures of vagina neck*

 

[biggestmuff]

Get your diet in line (eat clean, quality foods) and increase your caloric expenditure.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: Special K
I hope this thread is a joke.

Spot reduction is a myth.

Buy a women's vibrator, and hold it to the double chin area. You should have results in a couple weeks.

Originally posted by: foghorn67
Just as long as your neck doesn't look like a vagina.

:shocked:

 

[Mucho]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: Special K
I hope this thread is a joke.

Spot reduction is a myth.

Buy a women's vibrator, and hold it to the double chin area. You should have results in a couple weeks.

Speaking from experience?

 

[ch33zw1z]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: foghorn67
Just as long as your neck doesn't look like a vagina.

I've never seen a vagina neck.

*requesting pictures of vagina neck*

High school principal had one, wish I had a camera back then! it was hard not to laugh while he was yelling at you.

to address original question: Your body loses fat in the opposite direction you put it on. Example, if you gain fat in the ass first...that will be the last place to lose it.