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From: RiseOfAsh | Posted: 2/8/2004 12:27:45 AM | Message Detail
For those of you that don't know, I am a college student. Well, our dorms have a big shared bathrooms and shower rooms, which normally is fairly tolerable. The problem is this one guy on our hall who uses our showers. You see, apparently he has an issue with wangsterbating in the privacy of his dorm room (or his roommate does). Anyways, so he goes and takes it to the showers. I mean, we're talking at LEAST twice a day.
Well, my roommate said he was in there one time and the guy was spankin' it, and he noticed that the guy was using this bottle of body wash for lubrication. Needless to say, we're all a bit tired of having to go use the shower with him spl00ging all over the floor we have to walk on. So today I hatched a plan to get him back.
Now, we talked around the hall and convinced his roommate to swipe the body wash bottle while he was in class. It was one of those opaque (not see through) ones, so I knew I could get away with it. Now, if you've ever heard of Dave's Insanity Sauce, you know that it is about the most hellishly and sadistically spicy hot sauce on the market. I had a bottle of it and decided to dump half the thing into the bottle of body wash.
About 3 hours ago, he headed to the showers and after a few minutes we heard this ungodly screaming. People ended up calling the ambulance and paramedics had to take him away. On of the guys on our floor said he saw the results, and the guy was red and blistered like he had stuck his wang into open fire.
Now I'm worried. What do I do if the police come questioning about this? Half the people on my floor know I was the one who did this, I'm the only one on the floor with a bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce, and if they decide to get really in-depth my fingerprints are all over the bottle of body wash.
What do I do, LUE?
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From: RiseOfAsh | Posted: 2/8/2004 12:27:45 AM | Message Detail
For those of you that don't know, I am a college student. Well, our dorms have a big shared bathrooms and shower rooms, which normally is fairly tolerable. The problem is this one guy on our hall who uses our showers. You see, apparently he has an issue with wangsterbating in the privacy of his dorm room (or his roommate does). Anyways, so he goes and takes it to the showers. I mean, we're talking at LEAST twice a day.
Well, my roommate said he was in there one time and the guy was spankin' it, and he noticed that the guy was using this bottle of body wash for lubrication. Needless to say, we're all a bit tired of having to go use the shower with him spl00ging all over the floor we have to walk on. So today I hatched a plan to get him back.
Now, we talked around the hall and convinced his roommate to swipe the body wash bottle while he was in class. It was one of those opaque (not see through) ones, so I knew I could get away with it. Now, if you've ever heard of Dave's Insanity Sauce, you know that it is about the most hellishly and sadistically spicy hot sauce on the market. I had a bottle of it and decided to dump half the thing into the bottle of body wash.
About 3 hours ago, he headed to the showers and after a few minutes we heard this ungodly screaming. People ended up calling the ambulance and paramedics had to take him away. On of the guys on our floor said he saw the results, and the guy was red and blistered like he had stuck his wang into open fire.
Now I'm worried. What do I do if the police come questioning about this? Half the people on my floor know I was the one who did this, I'm the only one on the floor with a bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce, and if they decide to get really in-depth my fingerprints are all over the bottle of body wash.
What do I do, LUE?
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