Doritos Late Night Tacos at Midnight

[CoinOperatedBoy]

Doritos are already dangerous -- oh, Fiery Habanero, how often have I invited you to wreak havoc on my digestive tract? Cool Ranch, steady and true, you have kept me bloated and satisfied on many a lonely night. And I am certain the crushed remnants of my ceaseless sordid affair with Spicy Nacho remain ensconced somewhere in the folds of my gelatinous abdomen.

But this new flavor of Dorito possesses some strange black magic. When you bite into Late Night Tacos at Midnight, you can actually taste lettuce. How is this possible? How is my palate so easily fooled into thinking I am really consuming a taco instead of a chip-based facsimile?

 

[CrackRabbit]

Powdered Lettuce?

 

[ConwayJim]

you need to get out more

 

[OCGuy]

:camera: of coin slot?

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

The jalapeno popper ones are good too.

 

[nerdress]

jalapeno cheetos + beer = worse stomache ever.

 

[scott916]

They really do taste just like tacos. It's wild.

 

[lxskllr]

I generally boycott Frito-Lay products, but I break down on occasion because Doritos are the best in class. I don't have a regular. I just get what catches my eye atm; usually something hot if possible.

 

[OCGuy]

The only question: Is midnight late night or early morning?

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: scott916
They really do taste just like tacos. It's wild.

The smell is spot on also.

 

[lxskllr]

Originally posted by: OCguy
The only question: Is midnight late night or early morning?

5am is still night if you haven't gone to bed yet. As soon as you get in bed, the "day clock" resets, and it's the next day when you get up.

 

[TallBill]

I'm gonna have to try these out.

 

[Drakkon]

Those late night taco doritos are amazing...i got a bag on a whim and they were surprisingly good and taste just like tacos at Taco Bell might after a night of drinking till midnight - without all the disastrous side effects!

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: OCguy
The only question: Is midnight late night or early morning?

Neither. Midnight is the middle of the night. Not late night. Not early morning. Mid-night.

 

[DannyLove]

Doritos are good, HOWEVER

Flammin' Hot Cheetos > ALL

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: DannyLove
Doritos are good, HOWEVER

Bold Chex Mix > ALL

Fixed

 

[clamum]

Shit son I need to pick some of those up. I used to love the Taco Supreme ones.

 

[Chunkee]

Frito Lay = SATAN....

mwahahahahahhahaha


We are Legion..... BUY AND EAT MORE!!!!

 

[CoinOperatedBoy]

This new flavor shares few similarities with the old Taco Doritos, which just had that standard artificial taco seasoning taste that they powder onto any salty snack food. Tacos at Midnight actually taste like deliciously nasty fast food tacos.

Flamin' Hot Cheetos have their place, but the Hot and Spicy Barbecue Lays chips have won my award for best spicy snack of the moment. I did try Blair's Death Rain chips not too long ago, and I'm still having hot flashes.

 

[SunSamurai]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: OCguy
The only question: Is midnight late night or early morning?

Neither. Midnight is the middle of the night. Not late night. Not early morning. Mid-night.

Are you people dumb or just making shit up?

AM = Day
PM = Night

Midnight is 12:00AM. I'll let you figure out the rest.

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: SunSamurai

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: OCguy
The only question: Is midnight late night or early morning?

Neither. Midnight is the middle of the night. Not late night. Not early morning. Mid-night.

Are you people dumb or just making shit up?

AM = Day
PM = Night

Midnight is 12:00AM. I'll let you figure out the rest.

:thumbsdown:

day = sunrise through sunset.

 

[lifeobry]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
The jalapeno popper ones are good too.

I love Doritos, but these are gross.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: SunSamurai

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: OCguy
The only question: Is midnight late night or early morning?

Neither. Midnight is the middle of the night. Not late night. Not early morning. Mid-night.

Are you people dumb or just making shit up?


AM = Day
PM = Night

Midnight is 12:00AM. I'll let you figure out the rest.

fail

AM = before noon.
PM = After noon.

 

[nerdress]

fuck! now i want a taco!

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: nerdress
fuck! now i want a taco!

while your making yourself a taco, be sure to make me a sandwich.