Doritos Jacked Mystery flavors

gotsmack

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Last night I saw the Mystery Flavors at the supermarket. I normally only eat junk food when someone has it out, but I'm also a sucker for new flavors of stuff. When I got home I opened all 3 bags, because I'm an adult living in my own place and I don't have my mom nagging me to not open a second bag until the first one is done.

Review:

Yellow bag flavor# 404, tasted like worcestershire sauce.

Blue bag flavor# 2653, tasted like a sweet BBQ sauce on pulled pork or a sugared ham.

Red bag flavor# 855, tasted like tomato and some sort of heat, like cayenne pepper. Spicier than normal flavors of doritos. I liked this one.

Anyone else tried these flavors?
 

Newell Steamer

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Anyone else tried these flavors?

No - because I don't enjoy the smell of garbage water during a heatwave, that has been collecting in a Manhattan street pothole,.. so, I doubt I would enjoy ingesting it either.

Those sound AWFUL.
 

corwin

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Tried one the other day, can't remember the color or number but might have been your red #855...tasted sort of like chipotle peppers...I wasn't impressed
 

mrjminer

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I haven't had the mystery ones, but I was less than impressed with the labeled-flavor Jacked variety.
 

Dirigible

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The yellow tasted gingery. Asian influence or something.

Blue tasted like chipotle or mole. It was my fave.

Didn't like the red.

Edit:

Blue 2653
Red 855
Yellow 404

Same as op.

Now I've tried them, I'd never get any of them again over the normal flavors.
 
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gotsmack

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The yellow tasted gingery. Asian influence or something.

Blue tasted like chipotle or mole. It was my fave.

Didn't like the red.

Edit:

Blue 2653
Red 855
Yellow 404

Same as op.

Now I've tried them, I'd never get any of them again over the normal flavors.

I agree, I didn't like any of them enough to buy them again, but I did like how spicy the red bag was.

The numbers are the same, there are only 3 mystery flavors.
 
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slag

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I thought all 3 tasted like what I imagine ass tastes like. I couldn't even give them away at work.
 
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FelixDeCat

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Last night I saw the Mystery Flavors at the supermarket. I normally only eat junk food when someone has it out, but I'm also a sucker for new flavors of stuff. When I got home I opened all 3 bags, because I'm an adult living in my own place and I don't have my mom nagging me to not open a second bag until the first one is done.

Review:

Yellow bag flavor# 404, tasted like worcestershire sauce.

Blue bag flavor# 2653, tasted like a sweet BBQ sauce on pulled pork or a sugared ham.

Red bag flavor# 855, tasted like tomato and some sort of heat, like cayenne pepper. Spicier than normal flavors of doritos. I liked this one.

Anyone else tried these flavors?


:mad:
 
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Dirigible

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No, have not tried these.

And SHAME ON YOU for opening the second bag before the first one was done.

Next time Im going to your house and make you sit in the corner, young man.

:mad:

He was probably high on marijuanas. Lost all self control, opened all the bags. We are lucky if that's the worst of his actions while on the devil drug.
 

Bird222

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I tried the yellow and the red. I liked them both ok. I liked the red's heat but I couldn't heat them very much. I guess I kinda liked the change of pace because I don't typically heat hot stuff. I could see me buying both of those on occasion.
 

Vaux

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I kind of cheated and looked at the ingredients on the back at the store. I remember one saying it had sour cream in it, which I don't like. Another one I think said had bacon flavoring in it? That didn't sound too good either so I skipped them. I was hoping for one being salt & vinegar. Not sure how that would taste with Doritos, but that would probably be the only one that I would be interested in trying.
 

TwiceOver

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Had the blue one. Tasted like vomit on a dorito. It is what it is, some people like that taste.
 

brianmanahan

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No - because I don't enjoy the smell of garbage water during a heatwave, that has been collecting in a Manhattan street pothole,.. so, I doubt I would enjoy ingesting it either.

Those sound AWFUL.

ooh, we have a doritos hater in the house!

GET OUT :colbert: