Don't you love it when you sh!t right after a shower

[IAteYourMother]

Don't you love it when you take a sh!t right after you take a shower? It's like your body timed it just right so that your sh!t squirts out when the conditions are moist and wet, oozing out. It's such a glorious feeling, and while you get really dirty after the smearing, those few seconds of pleasure were worth it. Sometimes, the wet sh!t even makes bubbles while you fart. Anyone else feel the same way?

 

[CrackRabbit]

Time to lock this up before the collective IQ around here drops anymore.

AnandTech Moderator

 

[pennylane]

I'd rather go before I shower... so I'll be extra clean after I shower...

 

[FoBoT]

lock/ban

 

[MaxDSP]

wtf?

 

[AnyMal]

Never has a quote from the signature has been so appropriate :roll:

 

[bandana163]

Sadly, this is a repost.

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: fanerman91
I'd rather go before I shower... so I'll be extra clean after I shower...

amen.

hey op, theres a reason its called sh!t, shower, shave. once you poop, youre no longer clean.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Go to hell.

 

[IAteYourMother]

Hm... can't find the link to the thread...

 

[tec699]

:disgust:

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Don't you love it when you take a sh!t right after you take a shower? It's like your body timed it just right so that your sh!t squirts out when the conditions are moist and wet, oozing out. It's such a glorious feeling, and while you get really dirty after the smearing, those few seconds of pleasure were worth it. Sometimes, the wet sh!t even makes bubbles while you fart. Anyone else feel the same way?

You a nasty ho.

:shocked:

 

[tec699]

Really though your question is in bad judgement.

 

[lokiju]

Neff much tec699?

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
Time to lock this up before the collective IQ around here drops anymore.

AnandTech Moderator

very appropriate in this case
EDIT

Originally posted by: mwtgg
Oh God this thread is disgusting.

 

[mwtgg]

Oh God this thread is disgusting.

 

[Cobalt]

Umm... Repost.

 

[TallBill]

The banstick will be in full motion today.

 

[daveymark]

These fecal fantasies of yours have no place here

 

[IAteYourMother]

Sigh... I shouldve posted this earlier

 

[brigden]

Piss off.

 

[chocobaR]

I take a sh!t BEFORE I shower.

 

[iamme]

fecal-related threads have proven to give you 2 week vacations.

let's hope this precendence is upheld.

 

[Engineer]

It could be worse, you could sh!t in the shower! :Q

YUCK!!!!!

 

[IAteYourMother]

ok... no one read that thread on why sh!tting after a shower sucks?