Your commute is actually pleasant?
Now - normally my commute is filled with a bunch of assholes who can't seem to turn right on red (when allowed and no cars in sight), not drive slower in the left lane than cars in the right, pay attention to what lane they are in, not tailgate, can't put down the cell phone and generally piss me off so much that I am convinced I will die of a heart attack while driving home from work
But then - every once in a while - the stars align and none of this happens! I get behind people who turn right on red, who understand the passing lane. I hit mostly green lights. All my lane choices are the correct ones. It happened today and it was the most glorious things. I almost got a boner from it!
Sadly the gray clouds of depression are on the horizon as I realize it will be at least a month before anything this nice happens again on my commute
Maybe if I don't think about it too much...
Now - normally my commute is filled with a bunch of assholes who can't seem to turn right on red (when allowed and no cars in sight), not drive slower in the left lane than cars in the right, pay attention to what lane they are in, not tailgate, can't put down the cell phone and generally piss me off so much that I am convinced I will die of a heart attack while driving home from work
But then - every once in a while - the stars align and none of this happens! I get behind people who turn right on red, who understand the passing lane. I hit mostly green lights. All my lane choices are the correct ones. It happened today and it was the most glorious things. I almost got a boner from it!
Sadly the gray clouds of depression are on the horizon as I realize it will be at least a month before anything this nice happens again on my commute
Maybe if I don't think about it too much...
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