Don't you hate people who brag about stupid, trivial accomplishments?

[IronWing]

I finished my tax returns tonight. Woot!

 

[Red Squirrel]

I usually send it off to this lady who does them, and it only costs 20 bucks (which is not a lot considering I get a few grand out of it). Too complicated for me. So many rules and exceptions and all that. I would not even know where to start. Also have to know all the little tricks to get more money.

I should be getting a lot this year because of the renovation program.

 

[SirStev0]

Grats on 60!

 

[DrPizza]

Nope. I have an accountant who will do them for me. Only costs $100 or so.

 

[KeithTalent]

I totally just voted in your pole! :awe:

KT

 

[NFS4]

Ni**as always want credit for some shit they supposed to do. A ni**a will brag about some shit a normal man just does. A ni**a will say some shit like, "I take care of my kids." You're supposed to, you dumb motherfucker! What kind of ignorant shit is that? "I ain't never been to jail!" What do you want, a cookie?! You're not supposed to go to jail, you low-expectation-having motherfucker!

 

[XZeroII]

I have an accountant do them.

 

[olds]

People still pay taxes? I thought that they repealed that law?

 

[IronWing]

Nope. I have an accountant who will do them for me. Only costs $100 or so.

$100?!? That's more than I make! Anyway, I'm rushing to get my state return filed in hope of getting a refund before Arizona switches to issuing I.O.U.s for refunds.

 

[XZeroII]

Ni**as always want credit for some shit they supposed to do. A ni**a will brag about some shit a normal man just does. A ni**a will say some shit like, "I take care of my kids." You're supposed to, you dumb motherfucker! What kind of ignorant shit is that? "I ain't never been to jail!" What do you want, a cookie?! You're not supposed to go to jail, you low-expectation-having motherfucker!

Only black people can use that word!

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

my friend who's several years older than me posted in facebook "401k? fsa/hsa? ira? so confusing.. so much reading to do"

my thoughts: so i'm a few years younger than you and i have been working at a real job that offers retirement and health care for almost 2 years now. what have you been doing since you graduated.

a few days later: facebook status reads "yay im so proud i picked my own funds (for my 401k)! now I have an investment portfolio!"

my thoughts: ok, so i have friends who got out of high school and invested in college and basically paid for their own college education simply because they were that good at investment. you're excited that you just learned how to allocate a portfolio for your 401k? something that i've had for years now since I got out of school?

 

[Hacp]

I know someone who bragged about getting his MCSA

 

[sjwaste]

I'm really good at checkers.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Hell, I'm still waiting for half of our tax documents...

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Completing your return in January? That's unAmerican! I'm pretty sure the IRS flags any returns received before the end of January. Many happy audits.

 

[DrPizza]

$100?!? That's more than I make! Anyway, I'm rushing to get my state return filed in hope of getting a refund before Arizona switches to issuing I.O.U.s for refunds.

And, it's worth every penny. I never knew that the death of a goat was a business loss.

 

[Zargon]

have none of the paperwork for mine yet.

not even the paperwork from teh mortgage company about how much interest I paid

 

[FoBoT]

no, won't get w-2 for a couple more weeks

 

[judasmachine]

I haven't received my W2 form yet.

 

[moshquerade]

I learned not to file right off the bat. Had another source of income I needed to claim come in after the fact and had to file an amendment. After that I was audited, wouldn't you know, and my accountant made an error so I owed more!!!! : /

 

[pontifex]

my friend who's several years older than me posted in facebook "401k? fsa/hsa? ira? so confusing.. so much reading to do"

my thoughts: so i'm a few years younger than you and i have been working at a real job that offers retirement and health care for almost 2 years now. what have you been doing since you graduated.

a few days later: facebook status reads "yay im so proud i picked my own funds (for my 401k)! now I have an investment portfolio!"

my thoughts: ok, so i have friends who got out of high school and invested in college and basically paid for their own college education simply because they were that good at investment. you're excited that you just learned how to allocate a portfolio for your 401k? something that i've had for years now since I got out of school?

you want a cookie? that stuff's complicated if you've never been exposed to it. you do realize that some things come easier to some people than others, right? Otherwise we'd all be smug know-it-alls like you.

 

[wiredspider]

have none of the paperwork for mine yet.

I learned not to file right off the bat. Had another source of income I needed to claim come in after the fact and had to file an amendment. After that I was audited, wouldn't you know, and my accountant made an error so I owed more!!!! : /

These, one year I had to do an X form to pay $1 more in taxes because of a late document...

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Hell, I'm still waiting for half of our tax documents...

Have yet to receive one of my tax documents! But then again, we still have 2+ weeks to go until they are due.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

I can sing all of the lyrics to dont stop believing by journey!

 

[amdhunter]

Refund or Paying?