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Don't you hate it when you hit your own banana and then get beaten?

SoylentGreen

Diamond Member
I was winning on my Mario Kart Advance. Right where I left my banana the lap before the finish line I hit it. That was stupid.

 
Mario on the SNES the computer used to frustrate me with its cheating to the point that one day on the lava level I took it out and snapped the cartrdige there and then. It wasn't even mine.
 
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Mario on the SNES the computer used to frustrate me with its cheating to the point that one day on the lava level I took it out and snapped the cartrdige there and then. It wasn't even mine.

you need anger management classes 😀
 
Originally posted by: Kiyup
I was winning on my Mario Kart Advance. Right where I left my banana the lap before the finish line I hit it. That was stupid.

stop posting...

jk 😉
 
Originally posted by: dabuddha
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Mario on the SNES the computer used to frustrate me with its cheating to the point that one day on the lava level I took it out and snapped the cartrdige there and then. It wasn't even mine.

you need anger management classes 😀

You've obviously never played Mario Kart for the SNES. The man should've burnt it.

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: dabuddha
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Mario on the SNES the computer used to frustrate me with its cheating to the point that one day on the lava level I took it out and snapped the cartrdige there and then. It wasn't even mine.

you need anger management classes 😀

You've obviously never played Mario Kart for the SNES. The man should've burnt it.

- M4H

Yea that pissed me off too.

I hope they add more weapons and items in the Gamecube version
 
The computer cheats in virtually every racing game. It truly was extra annoying in SNES Mario Kart, though, because you could be lapping everyone else and there would always be someone right behind you. Had to master the powersliding and just get lucky to win consistently. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: bigsmooth
The computer cheats in virtually every racing game. It truly was extra annoying in SNES Mario Kart, though, because you could be lapping everyone else and there would always be someone right behind you. Had to master the powersliding and just get lucky to win consistently. 🙂
You are SO fvcking right. In that game it would cheat so bad it hurt. F-zero for the SNES was not innocent either. There are few racing games that lack cheating and when I find them on ocassion it's a breath of fresh air.

 
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: NewSc2
Originally posted by: Zakath15
I hit my own banana at least twice a day. There's really nothing quite like it.

yep, nothing quite like hitting your banana

I like letting others hit it...😀

ooo...you left your self open by saying "others". I will refrain from commenting 🙂
 
I remember playing some old racing sim for the PC.... you could be in a 10 lap race, and hold a 1/2 lap lead for the first 9 laps, and you'd still lose, every time. That game sucked.
 
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."
 
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."
Nice placement.

 
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."
Nice placement.

spank you very much
 
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."
Nice placement.

spank you very much

Nothing like irrelevant randomness.
 
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Mario on the SNES the computer used to frustrate me with its cheating to the point that one day on the lava level I took it out and snapped the cartrdige there and then. It wasn't even mine.

TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR ANGER BEFORE IT CONTROLS YOU
 
Originally posted by: eakers
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Mario on the SNES the computer used to frustrate me with its cheating to the point that one day on the lava level I took it out and snapped the cartrdige there and then. It wasn't even mine.

TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR ANGER BEFORE IT CONTROLS YOU

From his recent road rage post, I think madness has already taken control!
😛
 
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