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Don't ya hate those dumps that you NEED to take...

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xEDIT409

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I hate those dumps you NEED To take when something exciting is going to happen, or is already happening.

You know what I'm talking about.

You're favorite show is about to come on, or your friend is over. All of a sudden, that dump that you were ignoring earlier just punched ya in the gut good.
It's no use, you can't avoid it any longer, unless you want to risk a nasty accident.

What I do is I sorta "cheat" my way out of the dump.

I'll run to the bathroom, and just drop one duece. With a quick swipe or two, and a frisk clensing of the hands with water and soap, I'm outta there in three minutes max.

That quick dump just bought me 30 minutes!

I have mastered the human body.
 
I know exactly what you're talking about. It always happens to me when there's no bathroom around or I can't use it for some reason. Pwned by my bowels. (Sorry I just came from the owned pic thread).
 
That's probably one of the most disgusting "masteries" of the human body ever achieved.

And since when do dumps require 30 minutes? Even when I take my sweet time it's only like 10 minutes, maximum.
 
Actually you haven't mastered the human body. You have succumbed to the urge to take a crap and you compromised by taking a mini dump.

I always take a dump early in the morning when I wake up and when I go to bed at night if neccesary.

Timing your dump, now that is mastering the body!
 
Originally posted by: Dacalo
Actually you havn't mastered the human body. You have succumbed to the urge to take a crap and you compromised by taking a mini dump.

I always take a dump early in the morning when I wake up and when I go to bed at night if neccesary.

Timing your dump, now that is mastering the body!
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During the school year, my dumps are:

1. Right after school
2. Right after all the prime time shows.

in the summer though, my schedule is all messed up.

but I guess you're right. I didnt master "sh!t" 😛 (no pun intended... actually, nm. it was intended)
 
Originally posted by: xEDIT409
Originally posted by: Dacalo
Actually you havn't mastered the human body. You have succumbed to the urge to take a crap and you compromised by taking a mini dump.

I always take a dump early in the morning when I wake up and when I go to bed at night if neccesary.

Timing your dump, now that is mastering the body!
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During the school year, my dumps are:

1. Right after school
2. Right after all the prime time shows.

in the summer though, my schedule is all messed up.

but I guess you're right. I didnt master "sh!t" 😛 (no pun intended... actually, nm. it was intended)
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LOL

😀:beer:
 
Its most annoying when you're at a party at someone else's house. I always feel so dirty droppin the S bomb at someone else's house.
 
Originally posted by: Mo0o
Its most annoying when you're at a party at someone else's house. I always feel so dirty droppin the S bomb at someone else's house.
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amuesment parks and especially water parks aren't fun either.
 
Lol. I love it. Talking about pooping once in the morning and maybe once in the evening. I've got Crohn's disease (do a search) so I'm lucky to only take 4 a day... 😛 Right. This probably helps this thread down the lockage direction.
 
Originally posted by: XietyCOM
This is disgusting. Please stfu.
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You're the moron reading it. you replied early with wtf then came back for more. There's an old saying in texas, fool me once, shame on you, fool.. we can't get fooled again. 🙂

KK
 
How about when you have a neat freak as a roommae and sometimes you get that icky feeling of using your own toilet so you sneak into the clean one and drop your S bomb there. Feel guilty sometimes.
 
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