Don't wanna be a Canadian Idiot

[TheChort]

I just got the album, and this song definitely made me smile a couple times. This one's for all the Canucks we got here.

Since he hasn't made a music video, yet

Canadian Idiot

Don't wanna be a Canadian Idiot
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frost-bitten hose head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they all leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all

Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talking a-boot

Sure, they got their national health care
Cheaper meds for prime rates and clean air
Then again, well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of driving a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of story
Break your nose and they'll just say "Sorry"
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite
It's gotta be they're all up to something
So, quick, before they see it coming
Time for a preemptive strike

 

[Toonces]

Originally posted by: TheChort
I just got the album, and this song definitely made me smile a couple times. This one's for all the Canucks we got here.

Since he hasn't made a music video, yet

Canadian Idiot
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni

We actually call it Kraft Dinner, but yeah funny nonetheless

 

[sandorski]

hehe, Weird Al Pwns! He didn't mention the "Tank", so marks must be deducted.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: sandorski
hehe, Weird Al Pwns! He didn't mention the "Tank", so marks must be deducted.

I think the tank has been retired.

 

[AAjax]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: sandorski
hehe, Weird Al Pwns! He didn't mention the "Tank", so marks must be deducted.

I think the tank has been retired.

Actually, it was recycled into steel beercans for the nostalgia tent at the Ottawa Octoberfest

 

[FoBoT]

that is strange that Al didn't mention the Tank

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
that is strange that Al didn't mention the Tank

or anything about their army for that matter

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
that is strange that Al didn't mention the Tank

Wait, Canada actually had a tank, for like war?

 

[Martin]

nice

 

[Alphathree33]

Canada actually has a total of 66 tanks, 5 of which are currently forward-deployed to Afghanistan. =)

<--- Canadian military buff

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: Alphathree33
Canada actually has a total of 66 tanks, 5 of which are currently forward-deployed to Afghanistan. =)

<--- Canadian military buff

I knew we could count on Canada!

 

[Number1]

Originally posted by: Alphathree33
Canada actually has a total of 66 tanks, 5 of which are currently forward-deployed to Afghanistan. =)

<--- Canadian military buff

Canada has 114 tanks. I worked on most of them.

 

[potato28]

Eh?

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: Number1

Originally posted by: Alphathree33
Canada actually has a total of 66 tanks, 5 of which are currently forward-deployed to Afghanistan. =)

<--- Canadian military buff

Canada has 114 tanks. I worked on most of them.

I laughed :laugh:

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: Number1

Originally posted by: Alphathree33
Canada actually has a total of 66 tanks, 5 of which are currently forward-deployed to Afghanistan. =)

<--- Canadian military buff

Canada has 114 tanks. I worked on most of them.

I laughed :laugh:

Oh my! 1 The Tank is a frightening foe, 114 The Tanks is poised for Global Domination!!! :shocked:

 

[FoBoT]

i forgot to post this, but Weird Al just did an hour on XM Radio - 80s - playing his favorite songs and pimping SOL

 

[CaptnKirk]

Originally posted by: Number1

Originally posted by: Alphathree33
Canada actually has a total of 66 tanks, 5 of which are currently forward-deployed to Afghanistan. =)

<--- Canadian military buff

Canada has 114 tanks. I worked on most of them.

or the same one 114 times?