Don't swim in the Congo River

[randomint]

shudder!

:Q

this is what it is.

 

[50cent1228]

awesome

 

[f4phantom2500]

HOLY SH1T!

 

[Mrfrog840]

no thank you?

 

[Alone]

 

[HN]

that bite mark will NOT buff right out.

 

[irishScott]

I'd eat it.

 

[Mo0o]

I'd rather not swim in teh amazon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candirú

 

[Vonkhan]

JEEBUS !!! :shocked:

 

[Alone]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
I'd rather not swim in teh amazon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candirú

Is that like the thing that was in "Anaconda"?

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
I'd rather not swim in teh amazon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candirú

Just don't bleed or piss in the water and you'll be fine.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
I'd rather not swim in teh amazon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candirú

Yeah, I think I'd rather swim in Congo given a choice.

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
I'd rather not swim in teh amazon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candirú

The main part of that is:

"It is feared by the natives because it is attracted to urine or blood[2], and if the bather is nude it will swim into an orifice (the vagina and even the penis?and deep into the urethra). It then erects its spine and begins to feed on the blood and body tissue just as it would from the gills of a fish. The candirú is then almost impossible to remove except through surgery."

 

[BoomerD]

Yeah, Gray's Anatomy just did the "penis fish" thing last episode...nasty little buggers...

 

[CraKaJaX]

How come Steve Irwin didn't f*ck with these things?

 

[Queasy]

Heh...remember when Adult Swim was running that anime "Blue something or other" with the giant bugs that take over Earth. There was a running joke about the bug mouths looking like "Angry Vaginas". The first pic in the OP made me think of that for some reason. :laugh:

 

[2Xtreme21]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
I'd rather not swim in teh amazon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candirú

That hurt reading that.

 

[f4phantom2500]

Queasy, I think I remember that...I wanna say it was called Blue Gene, but I know that's the computer lol.

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
I'd rather not swim in teh amazon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candirú

uh...wear speedo then?

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21

Originally posted by: Mo0o
I'd rather not swim in teh amazon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candirú

That hurt reading that.

I put down my drink in fear that i may have to go to the bathroom sometime soon... and I don't wanna go anymore

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: f4phantom2500
Queasy, I think I remember that...I wanna say it was called Blue Gene, but I know that's the computer lol.

Blue Gender

 

[IGBT]

..how'd they get the hook(gaff?) out if it's mouth??