Don't Raccoons Bite?

Mai72

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This guy in the video is feeding 20 plus racoons on his porch. I'd be worried about getting bitten. They are kinda cute though.

 

snoopy7548

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Yea, and if this guy gets a rabbid raccoon on his porch he's in real trouble.

I remember my mom always used to tell me to watch out for rabid raccoons. This guy's mom probably should have done the same.
 

stargazr

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I've seen rabid animals and it's something you don't forget. They do not have a normal fear of humans and become bloated, real freaky.
 
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BoomerD

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I hate assholes that do that shit.....we have a fuckton of them here...racoons and idiots who feed them.

Fortunately, IF they get caught, it's a pricy fine...up to $1000.
 

Torn Mind

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I killed one. Feisty little beasts they are. And a absolute wrecking ball if left to live inside a house.

How it got in?

Well, I set a pizza box on fire because I wanted to warm the pizza and put the box in the oven. That caused the ignition. So I then left opened the door to the backyard and one slipped into the house. I need a stool and some cheap katana (replica?) a tenant left behind to impale it, but the first order of business was forcing it out of the recliner chair it was hiding behind. It got under a stool as it tried to escape and it was impaled in the belly. It took a while for it to die and it was trying to climb up the blade to me, seeking escape.
 
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Newbian

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This guy has been posting these videos for around 9 years so while they may be wild a lot of the ones that come to his house are ones he has probably raised their parents and then them as babies so I wouldn't call them wild at this point really.

In either case it's how Canada will take over the world with a pack of meat loving racoons.
 

mxnerd

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According to this old man who lives in Nova Scotia, Canada., there are no rabies with those raccoons.


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Wonder whether these obese raccoons got diabetes.
 
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zinfamous

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holy crap I have never seen such fatass racoons. That dude is an animal hoarder. No different from those disturbed people that keep them inside.

when that dude dies, the new owners are going to have to deal with several generations of very angry and violent racoons that can't understand why their generations-long dedicated food supply is gone.
 
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mikeymikec

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I killed one. Feisty little beasts they are. And a absolute wrecking ball if left to live inside a house.

How it got in?

Well, I set a pizza box on fire because I wanted to warm the pizza and put the box in the oven. That caused the ignition. So I then left opened the door to the backyard and one slipped into the house. I need a stool and some cheap katana (replica?) a tenant left behind to impale it, but the first order of business was forcing it out of the recliner chair it was hiding behind. It got under a stool as it tried to escape and it was impaled in the belly. It took a while for it to die and it was trying to climb up the blade to me, seeking escape.

If the plot of Little Nicky is playing out in reality, your post would make more sense.

 

Scarpozzi

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holy crap I have never seen such fatass racoons. That dude is an animal hoarder. No different from those disturbed people that keep them inside.

when that dude dies, the new owners are going to have to deal with several generations of very angry and violent racoons that can't understand why their generations-long dedicated food supply is gone.
I certainly hope the new owner that moves isn't a nudist. I know raccoons have good eyesight, but they've been trained to attack wieners.
 
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BarkingGhostar

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One does not need to be wild to bite. I would say a decent rule of thumb is that if nature gave it teeth, its for a good reason.