Dont pi$$ off a moose

sixone

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I remember seeing that video several years ago - just after it happened. The sad part is that the guy getting stomped was just an innocent person in the wrong place at the wrong time. The moose had been goaded by some teenagers who got away.

:(
 

kage69

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Jul 17, 2003
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I've seen that clip before, one of only two cases I've seen where a cow worked someone over like that. Poor guy, it's a shame the kids weren't caught for some example-making.

Painful indeed, but at least it wasn't a bull - that guy would probably be dead if it was. I've been chased out of the woods while on horseback by a big bull moose (made the mistake of riding a female horse in the stix during the rut). Not sure who was more terrified, me or my horse.

When I was 15, a lady hit a big bull not 100ft from our driveway. She died, and the car looked like it went tow-to-toe with a train. The moose had gotten up and walked about 1/4mile away where it collapsed and died from blood loss. Do not fvck with moose!
 

Electric Amish

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Including the majestik møøse

A Møøse once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink"...

We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have
been sacked.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
have been sacked.

Møøse trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA

Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL

Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign
com plicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG

Møøses' noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER
Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen
in the third scene from the end, given a thorough
grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level
Geography by BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER

The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been
sacked.
The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at
great expense and at the last minute.
Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
Producer
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SY LLAMA
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Directed By
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
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(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
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and
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Specop 007

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Oops! 404 Error...

404? In other words, the file you are looking for was not found.

There are a number of reasons why this might be, such as the page may no longer exists or was moved.

Man, I feel left out
 

jadinolf

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Oct 12, 1999
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Originally posted by: Specop 007
Oops! 404 Error...

404? In other words, the file you are looking for was not found.

There are a number of reasons why this might be, such as the page may no longer exists or was moved.

Man, I feel left out

Me too. :(