Brutuskend
Lifer
Defense Attorney: "Would you please state your age to the court for the record." Little Old Lady: "I am 86 years old."
Defense Attorney: "Will you tell us in your own words, what happened to you on the night in question."
Little Old Lady: "There I was sitting on my porch swing on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up the porch stairs and sits down
beside me."
Defense Attorney: "Did you know him?"
Little Old Lady: "No, but he sure was friendly."
Defense Attorney: "Then what happened after he sat down beside you?"
Little Old Lady: "Well, he started to rub my thighs."
Defense Attorney: "Did you stop him?"
Little Old Lady: "No, I didn't."
Defense Lawyer: "Why not?"
Little Old Lady: "It felt good. Nobody has done that since my Dan passed away 30 years ago."
Defense Attorney: "Then what happened?"
Little Old Lady: "He started to rub my breasts."
Defense Attorney: "Did you stop him then?"
Little Old Lady: "No"
Defense Attorney: "Why not?"
Little Old Lady: "Well, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I hadn't felt that good in years."
Defense Attorney: "What happened next?"
Little Old Lady: "Well, I started to feel so spicy that I said to him, "Take me young man".
Defense Attorney: "And did he take you?"
Little Old Lady: "No. That's when he yelled April Fool!.........And that's when I shot him."
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