Don't make Your Ex-Girlfriend angry Or Else...

WyteWatt

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She will glue it to your stomach :Q

WESTMORELAND COUNTY, Pa. -- Gail O'Toole was convicted of simple assault and sentenced to six months probation for acts she committed against her ex-lover.

On Wednesday, the civil suit went to court, where O'Toole's ex-boyfriend claimed her "outrageous" and "inhumane" acts are worth thousands in damages.

Ken Slaby said he was in love with O'Toole five years ago.

He even admitted he was devastated when O'Toole broke it off.

So, when O'Toole invited him over to her Murrysville home to rekindle a friendship, he said he agreed.

Slaby said O'Toole even went to his house in Pittsburgh to pick him up.

But according to Slaby, the night took a turn when O'Toole got angry about Slaby's new love.

Slaby said O'Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.

Then came the nail polish.

Slaby claimed O'Toole dumped it all over his head.

When he woke up, Slaby said O'Toole threw him out.

He didn't have a car, so he was forced to walk one mile down Route 22 to call 911 and Murrysville police, Slaby said.

When asked if in his 23 years as a police officer he had seen anything like this, Patrolman Joseph Malone of the Murrysville Police Department said, "No, I can't say I have."

At the hospital, oils did little to remove the glue. Nurses actually had to peel it off.

Slaby underwent treatment from a dermatologist several times afterward.

O'Toole's attorney said this was part of routine sexual activity between the couple -- acts that he agreed to -- incidents that should have stayed in the bedroom.

But Slaby said O'Toole told him she planned the acts since the break up. According to Slaby, O'Toole came up with script and followed it to the letter because she was angry that he had moved on.

Slaby said his injuries included severe burning on parts of his body, impingement of normal bodily functions and discoloration of his hair.

The 10 men and two women on the jury can award Slaby $30,000 or more.

Their decision is expected late on Thursday.
 

Schadenfroh

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six months probation for acts she committed against her ex-lover.

What would a male be sentenced to if he did something of equal severity to a female lover?
 

scorpmatt

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Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
six months probation for acts she committed against her ex-lover.

What would a male be sentenced to if he did something of equal severity to a female lover?

glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.

If that happened to a girl, then the guy has already turned in his man card and already is aquainted with "bubba". he'd be in the pen
 

Schadenfroh

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Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
six months probation for acts she committed against her ex-lover.

What would a male be sentenced to if he did something of equal severity to a female lover?

glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.

If that happened to a girl, then the guy has already turned in his man card and already is aquainted with "bubba". he'd be in the pen

That is why i said of equal severity, not the same act:roll:
 

scorpmatt

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Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
six months probation for acts she committed against her ex-lover.

What would a male be sentenced to if he did something of equal severity to a female lover?

glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.

If that happened to a girl, then the guy has already turned in his man card and already is aquainted with "bubba". he'd be in the pen

That is why i said of equal severity, not the same act:roll:

please read the last 5 words of my post, thanks
 

sixone

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I wonder what the rest of the story is. Something must have happened before the night in question to set her off.
 

scorpmatt

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Originally posted by: sixone
I wonder what the rest of the story is. Something must have happened before the night in question to set her off.

um, did you read the article? the whole article?

But Slaby said O'Toole told him she planned the acts since the break up. According to Slaby, O'Toole came up with script and followed it to the letter because she was angry that he had moved on.
 

DainBramaged

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Sort of a R but it was titled something like, "this woman needs the death penalty" so I guess it can slide. :p
 

sixone

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Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: sixone
I wonder what the rest of the story is. Something must have happened before the night in question to set her off.

um, did you read the article? the whole article?

But Slaby said O'Toole told him she planned the acts since the break up. According to Slaby, O'Toole came up with script and followed it to the letter because she was angry that he had moved on.

Yeah, but he's trying to win a jury award. So I'll take his comments with a grain of salt.

That article makes him look like a saint, and her like a nutcase. That may be true, but I doubt they're as far apart as it seems. They must have shared something in common to get together in the first place.
 

TheCanuck

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Good lord! I'm actually moving back to Pittsburgh in about a week to live with my ex-girlfriend (patching things up). I hope she's not friends with Gail!