Don't have to worry about NSFW topics for awhile

[HumblePie]

Just love being a contractor and having your task "no longer funded" and you thrown out with the garbage. Actually there is a bit more behind the scenes going on, as there always will be when someone loses their job.

Crap, time to redo my resume once more. This sucks.

 

[allisolm]

So sorry. While no time is a good time to get laid off, a month before Christmas really stinks.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Pull a Milton.

 

[TallBill]

One bonus in my job. I cant really get fired unless I commit some serious crime.

 

[HumblePie]

Originally posted by: Ned
Pull a Milton.

What's that?

 

[AmigaMan]

Originally posted by: HumblePie

Originally posted by: Ned
Pull a Milton.

What's that?

burn the company down and remember to get your stapler.


BTW, what do you do?

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: HumblePie

Originally posted by: Ned
Pull a Milton.

What's that?

keep working, keep getting paychecks because of a screw up in payroll, when the paychecks stop, keep working and start complaining quietly. eventually find a large sum of money in the boss's office where you go to get your stapler and then burn the building down

 

[JLGatsby]

Noob question: What does "NSFW" mean?

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Noob question: What does "NSFW" mean?

google and urban dictionary are your friends

to make it easy, I do this once, Not Safe For Work

 

[Xyo II]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Noob question: What does "NSFW" mean?

NSFW = Not Safe For Work

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: TallBill
One bonus in my job. I cant really get fired unless I commit some serious crime.

You're in the Army right? I would have imagined 'Being Fired' would be risk #1...

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: TallBill
One bonus in my job. I cant really get fired unless I commit some serious crime.

You're in the Army right? I would have imagined 'Being Fired' would be risk #1...

Yes.. being fired at maybe, but not fired.

 

[BrianH1]

just pull a george costanza, just keep showing up for work no matter what.

 

[Platypus]

buy the ticket...

 

[D1gger]

That is the joy of being the owner, nobody can fire me. The downside is always having to come up with the cash to pay the bills, even at times when the business is sucking wind.

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: BrianH1
just pull a george costanza, just keep showing up for work no matter what.

Milton, not george

 

[sandorski]

suckage dude

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt

Originally posted by: BrianH1
just pull a george costanza, just keep showing up for work no matter what.

Milton, not george

no you are wrong george did that also in an episode of seinfeld...jeez

to the OP: GL and best of wishes

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Son of a N00b

Originally posted by: scorpmatt

Originally posted by: BrianH1
just pull a george costanza, just keep showing up for work no matter what.

Milton, not george

no you are wrong george did that also in an episode of seinfeld...jeez

to the OP: GL and best of wishes

Speaking of Seinfeld, perhaps the OP should just start working at some other Company like Kramer did?