Don't forget, tomorrow is National Talk Like A Pirate Day!

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Ornery

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Thanks for the reminder, matey! :beer:

  • Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

    (We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)
    • 10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

      9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

      8. Come on up and see me urchins.

      7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

      6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

      5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

      4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

      3. Ya know, darlin?, I?m 97 percent chum free.

      2. Well blow me down?

      And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is ?

      1. Prepare to be boarded.


    Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
    • They don?t call me Long John because my head is so big.

      You?re drinking a Salty Dog? How?d you like to try the real thing?

      Wanna shiver me timbers?

      I?ve sailed the seven seas, and you?re the sleekest schooner I?ve ever sighted.

      Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? ? Oh, wait. That?s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

      That?s the finest pirate booty I?ve ever laid eyes on.

      Let's get together and haul some keel.

      That?s some treasure chest you?ve got there.


    Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

    By popular demand ...
    • 10. What are YOU doing here?

      9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

      8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

      7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

      6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

      5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

      4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

      3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

      2. RAMMING SPEED!

    ...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:


    • 1. You. Pants Off. Now!
 
jadinolf

jadinolf

Lifer
Oct 12, 1999
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Originally posted by: Ornery
Thanks for the reminder, matey! :beer:

  • Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

    (We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)
    • 10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

      9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

      8. Come on up and see me urchins.

      7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

      6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

      5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

      4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

      3. Ya know, darlin?, I?m 97 percent chum free.

      2. Well blow me down?

      And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is ?

      1. Prepare to be boarded.


    Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
    • They don?t call me Long John because my head is so big.

      You?re drinking a Salty Dog? How?d you like to try the real thing?

      Wanna shiver me timbers?

      I?ve sailed the seven seas, and you?re the sleekest schooner I?ve ever sighted.

      Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? ? Oh, wait. That?s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

      That?s the finest pirate booty I?ve ever laid eyes on.

      Let's get together and haul some keel.

      That?s some treasure chest you?ve got there.


    Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

    By popular demand ...
    • 10. What are YOU doing here?

      9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

      8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

      7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

      6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

      5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

      4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

      3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

      2. RAMMING SPEED!

    ...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:


    • 1. You. Pants Off. Now!
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9/10 :laugh:
 
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ajpa123

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Captain Morgan was a pirate right?

Good.. i'm drinkin me some coke & rum tomorrow :D
 
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hjo3

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Just don't be an ass and say "Arrgh." That's what Peantus characters yell. Pirates say "Arrr."
 
Spike

Spike

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Aug 27, 2001
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Originally posted by: Freejack2
*sigh* I tried the pickup lines on my wife and she ran away. :p
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Thats better than here. My wife just laughed at me and said "you need to do the laundry pirate boy"
 
jpeyton

jpeyton

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Everyday is download like a pirate day :D
 
vshah

vshah

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there were kids all over campus chalking every sidewalk in sight today...looks pretty awesome :) lots of pirate events going on around campus tomorrow as well.
 
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