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Don't fall overboard!

joecool

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man, that's just really scary, in a very prehistoric way. as in, hey, look at people, they're at about the middle of the food chain ... !
 

MedicBob

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Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Aimster
wtf did god make such a monster
grr

"God" didn't. It evolved naturally, to fit its environment.


The most advanced Killing machine. I :heart: sharks


An M1A1 tank is a much more effective killing machine.

Not in the water, I am pretty certain the tank would sink. :p



 

buck

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Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
In the event of a shark attack, punch him in the nose.......yeah riiiiight.

There was a guy bodyboarding in brazil who tried this, he doesnt have arms anymore.


Not much you can do besides poking its eyes out.
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: RapidSnail
Someone needs to brush his teeth, and floss.

"Oh snap, one of my teeth is rotting away. No problem, next week I'll have another one."


"I'm in ur water. Eatin' ur surfers."
 

RapidSnail

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Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
In the event of a shark attack, punch him in the nose.......yeah riiiiight.

I would let him swallow me and then I would start to eat his liver so he would spit me out.
 

skace

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The bottom lip looks all fvcked up. Like it ripped like an overcooked hotdog. Infact most of the flesh around the teeth looks pretty messed up. Weird.