- Jan 23, 2001
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Little story.
So I know this guy in my dorm. He was, or so I and my other friends thought, a friend. But just recently he fvcked me and some friends
over and moved out. He stole The Matrix DVD from me, a DVD from someone else, some money, shoes, and other items. He didn't even
tell us he left. Well, one of my friends found out his number and gave him a call. He said, when asked why he didn't tell everyone he was leaving
"I don't have to tell you anything." And hangs up. This is when we realize he was screwing us, and that we probably wouldn't get our stuff
back. We found out he lied about a lot of stuff (for instance, he said he was on the "Oregon State Mens Swimming Team." Guess what? There
is NO Oregon State Mens swimming team).
Anyways... so I remember that I once accessed his computer over the school LAN to give him a bunch of music. So I checked and, what do
you know, the password is still stored in my comp! So I get into his computer shares (which he hasn't taken down). This consists of his videos
and music (which I mostly gave all of to him anyway). I Promplty delete all of the files (but leave the folders), and put in each folder modified pics
of the "You're a Homo" and "You're a i love you." That say HE is a i love you/homo.
I then set some scheduled tasks. Norton now scans his computer for viri every 1 minute. The "You're a i love you" picture now opens every minute.
And Internet Explorer now opens the webpage that goes "I'm Looking at Gay Porn!" every minute.
I was nice and decided not to put any viruses on his comp.
Moral of the story: If you are going to be a weasle and make friends with people only to screw them over, don't give a computer geek the
password to your computer. You are just asking for it then

So I know this guy in my dorm. He was, or so I and my other friends thought, a friend. But just recently he fvcked me and some friends
over and moved out. He stole The Matrix DVD from me, a DVD from someone else, some money, shoes, and other items. He didn't even
tell us he left. Well, one of my friends found out his number and gave him a call. He said, when asked why he didn't tell everyone he was leaving
"I don't have to tell you anything." And hangs up. This is when we realize he was screwing us, and that we probably wouldn't get our stuff
back. We found out he lied about a lot of stuff (for instance, he said he was on the "Oregon State Mens Swimming Team." Guess what? There
is NO Oregon State Mens swimming team).
Anyways... so I remember that I once accessed his computer over the school LAN to give him a bunch of music. So I checked and, what do
you know, the password is still stored in my comp! So I get into his computer shares (which he hasn't taken down). This consists of his videos
and music (which I mostly gave all of to him anyway). I Promplty delete all of the files (but leave the folders), and put in each folder modified pics
of the "You're a Homo" and "You're a i love you." That say HE is a i love you/homo.
I then set some scheduled tasks. Norton now scans his computer for viri every 1 minute. The "You're a i love you" picture now opens every minute.
And Internet Explorer now opens the webpage that goes "I'm Looking at Gay Porn!" every minute.
I was nice and decided not to put any viruses on his comp.
Moral of the story: If you are going to be a weasle and make friends with people only to screw them over, don't give a computer geek the
password to your computer. You are just asking for it then
