Dont ever mess with this girl

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gregshin

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: gregshin
oh gawd please...any guy that size who is 5'10 hits a person that is 5'3 especially a woman is gonna get knocked out

You know, if you keep waving your nuts around like that, one day they're going to get kicked.

Let me tell you a little story about a little girl.

She's 20 years old, 5'2" tall, weighs about 115lbs, slender brunette. Absolutely beautiful. (No, I don't have pics. ah heck off.) She's also a black belt in taekwondo, and can break four-inch pine boards with no trouble.

Now try telling me she'd fall down after a 5'10", 140lb walking twig hits her once. Woman-beater. :|

- M4H

calling me a woman beater eh? the only woman i'll beat is yo MAMA! I'm talking about pure physics...when you have someone who is 5'10 hitting DOWN on a person that is 5'3...what do you honestly think is gonna happen? I've been in alot fights escpecially on the streets and when you have that kinda scenario...the bigger person USUALLY wins. this girl got lucky that this punk was scared....but i do give her props for having bigger balls then that punk.
 

Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
You know, if you keep waving your nuts around like that, one day they're going to get kicked.

ROTFL! :)

She's 20 years old, 5'2" tall, weighs about 115lbs, slender brunette. Absolutely beautiful. (No, I don't have pics. ah heck off.) She's also a black belt in taekwondo, and can break four-inch pine boards with no trouble.

She's the exception, and she could probably kick my ass, assuming she could get the first few hits in.

All that changes if I hit her first, it just depends on the situation. If she can break boards with her fists, then she could break my jaw too, assuming she hit me first. My original point remains, it doesn't matter how "tough" she is, I'm 6'1" 190lbs and in shape, she's 5'2" tall 115lbs, if I contact her face with a full force punch I'll probably break her jaw and she'll be unconscious when she hits the ground.

Not that I'd even be inclined to hit a woman of course, that would just be wrong. Making a point, no more, no less...

Grasshopper
 

brxndxn

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Nothing compared to hoof in the face. She probably wouldn't even flinch before giving beating you within an inch of your life

So quick to bow. "Horse girls" go to the hospital if they get kicked in the face. So do cowboys. Get kicked in the face with a well-planted hoof, and you are going to be getting reconstructive surgery. I don't know anyone that wouldn't flinch while needing reconstructive surgery.


Most people, if they are braced properly, can withstand a good punch to the face, though... even girls. But, seeing as how a 5' 3" girl actually caught up to this guy, he must've been pretty damn weak in the first place.
 

notfred

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5'10" and 140lbs are scrawny little geek proportions. The guy doesn't sound like he could have knocked ANYONE out.

And if a 5'10" guy can't run faster than a 5'3" girl, it really doesn't say much about his physical condition. He's got 3 or 4 extra inches of leg, he should be faster.
 

silent tone

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5' 10" @ 140 is a lightweight. I'm nearly the same dimensions, but I don't think I'd have a problem pushing a 110 lb girl off me.

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Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: brxndxn
So quick to bow. "Horse girls" go to the hospital if they get kicked in the face. So do cowboys. Get kicked in the face with a well-planted hoof, and you are going to be getting reconstructive surgery. I don't know anyone that wouldn't flinch while needing reconstructive surgery.

Thanks for pointing that out, Captain Obvious... ;)

Most people, if they are braced properly, can withstand a good punch to the face, though... even girls.

Yep, they can, so long as there is no real physical damage. Depends on if it is just a punch, or if it actually breaks something.

But, seeing as how a 5' 3" girl actually caught up to this guy, he must've been pretty damn weak in the first place.

No bloody kidding, he must have been a putz... :)

Grasshopper
 

Jzero

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Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Originally posted by: Jzero
Don't know too many equestriennes, do you? I've seen my gf get whacked pretty hard by horses that are a lot bigger than 5'10" and 140lbs. In fact, he sounds pretty scrawny to begin with.

That is besides the point...

The horse isn't really trying to hurt you with its hoof, the man punching the woman is...

A good sized man (me for example) can kill a small woman by punching her. I could break her jaw, and being "tough" wouldn't count for much when she hits the ground knocked out with a broken jaw.

Grasshopper

LOL
Everybody's a tough guy on the Internet, eh? I'm not gonna bother arguing this with people who don't have any knowledge of horses. The horse's intentions are irrelevant. It weighs no less than 1000 lbs and usually closer to 1500lbs. Accidentally, it can kick you harder than a 140 lb. wuss could ever try.
When it's pissed off? Don't even go there.

If you ever meet a woman who plays with horses, just know they are tougher in real life than you think you are when you are sitting behind your PC.
 

Alphathree33

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I'm 135lbs and I was subdued by three small asian girls about a week ago who wouldn't let me go until they had gelled and spiked my hair...
I said before hand jokingly "hah I can take all three of you... " turns out I was wrong. :) Four arms against two is tough, and the other two arms were working on my hair.
Then again, it's not like this was a situation for brute force, but if I could've used punches I think I would've been okay. :D
 

LuNoTiCK

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One thing is, size does matter in a fight. I'm small, big guys have a great advantage if I was to fight one.

One thing never to do is underestimate a street fighter. If they fight a lot, they have experience which is better than what you learn in a Taekwondo or whatever class.

5'10, 140 lbs does seem pretty weak, but depends. I know someone whose about that size and he's pretty damn strong and fast.
 

imported_vr6

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I am pretty sure that 5'10 140lb guy was all skin and bones. I mean get real, lb for lb, a guy is ALOT stronger then a girl. I don't care how scrawny the person is. THe guy was probably just scared and didn't realize it was a girl that tackled him, or else i am sure he would have fought back.

but 140@5'10 is pretty bad.. i am 5'7 and i am 165, and on top of all that i am not even white or black...
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: Kwan1
I am pretty sure that 5'10 140lb guy was all skin and bones. I mean get real, lb for lb, a guy is ALOT stronger then a girl. I don't care how scrawny the person is. THe guy was probably just scared and didn't realize it was a girl that tackled him, or else i am sure he would have fought back.

but 140@5'10 is pretty bad.. i am 5'7 and i am 165, and on top of all that [/b]i am not even white or blac[/b]k...

You're see-thru? :Q
 

gopunk

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simply put, i would rather be punched in the face by someone, than kicked in the face by a horse.
 

RanDum72

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A good sized man (me for example) can kill a small woman by punching her. I could break her jaw, and being "tough" wouldn't count for much when she hits the ground knocked out with a broken jaw

It depends whether the guy knows how to punch. He can hurt himself more than the person he's hitting if he doesn't know what he's doing. I've seen guys who can punch worse than women.
 

Lithium381

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I'm 6'1" and only 150lbs, i'm a stick bug........but i could have pushed her off of me, if she's 110.......then again she probably woudn't have cought me in the first place, then again i wouldn't be robbing a house in the first place....:Q

woulnd't he have realized it's a chick when she called her mother to get a rope?
and yes, horse girls are very tough.......i will support that statement......even tougher if they take a martial arts class, then it's not overall strength, it's speed/reflexes and all that, within reason that is....a little kid, like 10 years old(somehow got to a blue belt), tried to do this karate stuff on me, man he was toast.....

edit - after reading the whole article, yeah, she'd have cought me, heh she was on track/field and the varsity softball team....:Q
 

MichaelD

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I got kicked in the thigh by horse, after the damn thing bit me. I could not stand up, had to be carried to the car and my leg was BLACK (not black and blue, BLACK) for weeks. I don't even want to think what would've happened had it kicked me in the chest or face. :Q

Oh, in case you can't tell; horses do not like me much.
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Mike's friends: Mike, we're going trail riding on Sunday...wanna go?
Mike: Are you out of your #!$*! mind?
Mike's friends: You are weird, dude.
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Tom

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"When I was 17, I was in college!"


Oh my gosh, that's amazing. They should write an article about you !

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Originally posted by: Alphathree33
I'm 135lbs and I was subdued by three small asian girls about a week ago who wouldn't let me go until they had gelled and spiked my hair...
I said before hand jokingly "hah I can take all three of you... " turns out I was wrong. :) Four arms against two is tough, and the other two arms were working on my hair.
Then again, it's not like this was a situation for brute force, but if I could've used punches I think I would've been okay. :D

Poor you. Subdued by three small asian girls.
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It must have been a horrible experience.

...

Pics? :D

- M4H
 

brtspears2

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Originally posted by: Alphathree33
I'm 135lbs and I was subdued by three small asian girls about a week ago who wouldn't let me go until they had gelled and spiked my hair...
I said before hand jokingly "hah I can take all three of you... " turns out I was wrong. :) Four arms against two is tough, and the other two arms were working on my hair.
Then again, it's not like this was a situation for brute force, but if I could've used punches I think I would've been okay. :D

The trama...the horror. :)
 

Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: Jzero

LOL
Everybody's a tough guy on the Internet, eh? I'm not gonna bother arguing this with people who don't have any knowledge of horses. The horse's intentions are irrelevant. It weighs no less than 1000 lbs and usually closer to 1500lbs. Accidentally, it can kick you harder than a 140 lb. wuss could ever try.
When it's pissed off? Don't even go there.

The horse isn't trying to hurt the girl, so it is often a glancing blow. If it isn't, it can be fatal. The horse can crush your entire rib cage.

If you ever meet a woman who plays with horses, just know they are tougher in real life than you think you are when you are sitting behind your PC.

Rambo will drop just as fast as a little girl if his jaw is broken...

Grasshopper