Dont ever mess with this girl

[Czar]

http://www.activedayton.com/ddn/local/daily/1213hogtied.html

"I told her just to flick the lights on and off a couple of times" to scare off intruders, Stanley said. "Then I crawled back into bed."

Melissa, by then awake, followed her cousin downstairs, and both heard noises. The teen opened the garage door and saw someone running away.

"That's when my daughter took off after him, ran about 300 feet and tackled him on the grass," Stanley said.

She described her daughter as 5-foot-3 and 110 pounds, "a little bitty thing." Police described Burkett as 5-foot-10 and 140 pounds.

"I felt violated," Melissa said. "The only thing running through my mind was, ?How dare you?? ?

Her mother said that Melissa yelled and asked her to bring a dog leash. She grabbed a lunging rope, used to exercise horses.

"(Melissa) tied his right hand and wrapped it around his neck and held him down until the cops got there," Stanley said. "She had it all under control."

:Q

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

I've never been so turned on in my entire life...

 

[PsychoAndy]

Originally posted by: KnightBreed
I've never been so turned on in my entire life...

Ditto.

-PAB

 

[Ameesh]

wow and she didnt even use a gun! amazing!

 

[StageLeft]

ummmm

 

[PsychoAndy]

Holy ****. She's 17 and a junior?

When I was 17, I was in college!

-PAB

 

[ggavinmoss]

Originally posted by: Ameesh
wow and she didnt even use a gun! amazing!

Why you gotta hate on Moses like that?

-geoff

 

[yobarman]

hahaha that's so awesome

 

[fluxquantum]

amazing!!

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: KnightBreed
I've never been so turned on in my entire life...

LOL!

I must admit I am a bit too... Sounds like Thumper in that description... Sounds like something she'd do too...

Grasshopper

 

[Jzero]

Her mother said that Melissa yelled and asked her to bring a dog leash. She grabbed a lunging rope, used to exercise horses.

That's all you need to hear. It doesn't matter how small she is. Don't fvck with horse girls. When you're used to muscling around half a ton of meat, muscling around a much lighter human being is pretty easy.

 

[Czar]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
Holy ****. She's 17 and a junior?

When I was 17, I was in college!

-PAB

"GERMAN TWP., Montgomery County"

 

[gregshin]

that is damn embarrasing...i would've turn around and give her a right cross...if i was a criminal

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: gregshin
that is damn embarrasing...i would've turn around and give her a right cross...if i was a criminal

Nothing compared to hoof in the face. She probably wouldn't even flinch before giving beating you within an inch of your life

 

[SherEPunjab]

thats so awesome

 

[Radiohead]

Damn! She can tie me up anyday

 

[gregshin]

Originally posted by: Jzero

Originally posted by: gregshin
that is damn embarrasing...i would've turn around and give her a right cross...if i was a criminal

Nothing compared to hoof in the face. She probably wouldn't even flinch before giving beating you within an inch of your life

oh gawd please...any guy that size who is 5'10 hits a person that is 5'3 especially a woman is gonna get knocked out

 

[CraigRT]

Originally posted by: KnightBreed
I've never been so turned on in my entire life...

 

[GoodToGo]

Maybe the criminal can file charges for attempted rape

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: gregshin

Originally posted by: Jzero

Originally posted by: gregshin
that is damn embarrasing...i would've turn around and give her a right cross...if i was a criminal

Nothing compared to hoof in the face. She probably wouldn't even flinch before giving beating you within an inch of your life

oh gawd please...any guy that size who is 5'10 hits a person that is 5'3 especially a woman is gonna get knocked out

Don't know too many equestriennes, do you? I've seen my gf get whacked pretty hard by horses that are a lot bigger than 5'10" and 140lbs. In fact, he sounds pretty scrawny to begin with.

 

[Czar]

Originally posted by: GoodToGo
Maybe the criminal can file charges for attempted rape

rotfl

 

[Spac3d]

pics?

Spac3d

 

[db]

That guy will never live it down.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: gregshin
oh gawd please...any guy that size who is 5'10 hits a person that is 5'3 especially a woman is gonna get knocked out

You know, if you keep waving your nuts around like that, one day they're going to get kicked.

Let me tell you a little story about a little girl.

She's 20 years old, 5'2" tall, weighs about 115lbs, slender brunette. Absolutely beautiful. (No, I don't have pics. ah heck off.) She's also a black belt in taekwondo, and can break four-inch pine boards with no trouble.

Now try telling me she'd fall down after a 5'10", 140lb walking twig hits her once. Woman-beater. :|

- M4H

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Jzero
Don't know too many equestriennes, do you? I've seen my gf get whacked pretty hard by horses that are a lot bigger than 5'10" and 140lbs. In fact, he sounds pretty scrawny to begin with.

That is besides the point...

The horse isn't really trying to hurt you with its hoof, the man punching the woman is...

A good sized man (me for example) can kill a small woman by punching her. I could break her jaw, and being "tough" wouldn't count for much when she hits the ground knocked out with a broken jaw.

Grasshopper