Don't crap your pants if the cops come around...

[Scarpozzi]

How to beat a breathalizer?

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

I needn't say it...

 

[amol]

he's 18?!?!?!?!

 

[Actaeon]

Pretty old.

But man, that guy does NOT look 18.

 

[iamme]

Mr. Zurfluh said he ripped the crotch out of his shorts, stuffed the fabric in his mouth and then spit it out.

wow. just, wow.

"People were leaving the courtroom with tears in their eyes trying not to laugh"

:laugh:

 

[raildogg]

think it was a typo.

81 maybe?

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Originally posted by: Amol
he's 18?!?!?!?!

Note to self: eating underwear is very aging.

 

[Juice Box]

eat my shorts.... or wait....

 

[TitanDiddly]

PSA: You cannot beat the breathalyzer.

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

He could have refused the field test and hoped it took a long time to go to the police station.

Probably a bad idea though. Just pisses them off so they're sure to bust you on something, but maybe not as bad as DUI.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
PSA: You cannot beat the breathalyzer.

Mythbusters proved that it can't be beaten. Of course, that only makes this guy's efforts that much more amusing...