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[BlancoNino]

Samus is a girl

 

[Alone]

:roll:

 

[AnitaPeterson]

ummm... who?

 

[So]

:music:
Bruce Springstien, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she?s uncool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woohoohoo
(1985)
Woohoohoo

She?s seen all the classics
She knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
Even Saint Elmo?s Fire
She rocked out to Wham
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she?d get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran

Where?s the mini-skirt made of snake skin
And who?s the other guy that's singing in Van Halen
When did reality become T.V.
What ever happen to sitcoms, game shows
(on the radio was)

Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she?s uncool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
:music:

 

[Tobolo]

lol. dumbA

 

[Aikouka]

He means Samus Aran, the main protagonist of the Metroid games for the Nintendo consoles. Of course, you would know this if you played Super Metroid and died at least once, where you saw the suit blow up and a silhouette of a girl.

 

[Lorax]

also, the princess is in another castle.

 

[ViviTheMage]

k

 

[yllus]

YOU'RE a girl.

 

[mundane]

Hobbes is a f*cking Kilrathi traitor. Why did it have to be him, after all we had been through?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: mundane
Hobbes is a f*cking Kilrathi traitor. Why did it have to be him, after all we had been through?

:laugh:

 

[Phokus]

That's old as mold. Next you're going to spoil the fact that the earth is round, not flat

 

[funkymatt]

"it turns out the zebra did it"

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: Phokus
That's old as mold. Next you're going to spoil the fact that the earth is round, not flat

:shocked: *reality shatters, mind asplodes!2!@21*

 

[James Bond]

Why do bugs always get the princess in mario games for regular gameboy

 

[Kirby64]

Snape kills Dumbledore?

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: Lorax
also, the princess is in another castle.

Arrgh, you son of a bi...

 

[gerwen]

Floyd the Droid dies

 

[tfcmasta97]

Jesus dies

 

[her209]

The Titanic sinks at the end of the movie!!!

 

[arrfep]

Gwenyth's head is inside the box.

 

[b0mbrman]

The North wins

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: Aikouka
He means Samus Aran, the main protagonist of the Metroid games for the Nintendo consoles. Of course, you would know this if you played Super Metroid and died at least once, where you saw the suit blow up and a silhouette of a girl.

Or the first Metroid back in 1987

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson
ummm... who?

The protagonist in the Metroid series of video games.

 

[jammur21]

No Luke...I am your father