Don't buy from 1-800 Flowers - They deal in selling humans

[BDawg]

So I get the message in my inbox today...

Take $10 OFF* and I'll throw in my youngest son - F R E E!

I promise I'll take him back as soon as he finishes college. Believe me, he'll be more than happy with the new arrangement. And you know what happens when you make someone happy? You get that warm and wonderful feeling bounced right back at you! It's quite simply - rewarding! That's why 1-800-FLOWERS.COM® has been in business for over 25 years. We bring that warm and wonderful feeling into people's lives with thoughtful gifts.

Damn...someone's deperate to sell flowers.

 

[amnesiac]

LMAO! Are you serious? I wouldn't expect that out of 1-800-flowers

 

[FelixDeCat]

That better include food.

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
LMAO! Are you serious? I wouldn't expect that out of 1-800-flowers

Aparently, the trade of flesh is more profitable than that of flora.