Dont base your knowledge on movies

[feralkid]

My dad got some of his life's morals from watching the history channel.

"Life's not fair son" [Totally out of context]

I'm like "Yea that is what the Kennedy family said to JFK, I saw it too on history channel"

Lets just say my dad is not really that wise.

But this is pretty common. Few people know wtf they are doing and where they learned what they know.

You seriously think that the adage "life is not fair" originated in the 20th century and came specifically from the Kennedy family?



Look in a full length mirror.

Now punch yourself.


Then ask your dad to dope-slap you.





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[natto fire]

Don't base your knowledge on internet threads either. Particularly this one.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Don't base your knowledge on internet threads either. Particularly this one.

But, but...wiki!

 

[AznAnarchy99]

Silencers on guns don't make a thwip noise when fired, they are still pretty fucking loud.

The Unit was pretty good at keeping this part realistic.

 

[eng2d2]

Is shooting a high caliber gun sideway mentioned already?

 

[SolMiester]

My dad got some of his life's morals from watching the history channel.

"Life's not fair son" [Totally out of context]

I'm like "Yea that is what the Kennedy family said to JFK, I saw it too on history channel"

Lets just say my dad is not really that wise.

But this is pretty common. Few people know wtf they are doing and where they learned what they know.

err what?

 

[MongGrel]

Couches. Couches stop all bullets. If anyone is EVER shooting at you, just duck down behind the couch and you will be fine. I know because it works that way in every movie and TV show.

That and a fridge in case of a nuklar explosion.

:biggrin:

 

[HeXen]

I question the speed defense and attacks. Like the Bourne identity or Total Recal remake, I'm sure a few like Bruce Lee types might be able to pull off some of that high speed maneuvers in a real life scenario but I question it.

 

[OverVolt]

nope!

 

[Ruptga]

Most things involving physics are just wrong. Bullets, explosions, falling, jumping, everything involving water, flying, and of course everything in space. Even Gravity, which made a point of realism, completely made shit up about fire in space and different orbital altitudes, also space lingere. Of course I can't really hold the orbital mechanics against them, getting that entirely right would have slowed the plot by at least one order of magnitude, and they get bonus points for putting something as nerdy as Kessler Syndrome in a movie and then making it cool.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Vampires don't sparkle!

Oh, and if a foreign power with nukes and other heavy weapons takes control of your country a small local group with guns isn't going to make any difference whatsoever. Their leader isn't going to walk around the newly taken area with little or no defense, nor are they going to react to guerilla actions by sending 2 light panzer vehicles (which are blown up by some old WOII grenade and some makeshift fireworks or so) and some soldiers which are all killed while only being able to wound one of the locals (while the soldiers are highly trained marines in full gear and the locals don't have any protective gear).
Any movie involving computers is a great source of realism too of course. Everyone knows that high security prisons have the security system keeping cell doors locked hooked up to the internet for example, and that nuclear power plants and missile silos are online too, and have no further protection against getting commands over the internet..

 

[inf1nity]

If a female teacher asks you to stay back after class is over, she isn't necessarily looking for sex.


:sneaky:

 

[brainhulk]

If a female teacher asks you to stay back after class is over, she isn't necessarily looking for sex.


:sneaky:

Yeah it is

 

[MongGrel]

If a female teacher asks you to stay back after class is over, she isn't necessarily looking for sex.


:sneaky:

Yeah, but if you're a teenaged male and this happens and your friend ruins it, I would have been made him not my friend the rest of my life

Maybe just me, but probably not.

 

[sourn]

If a female teacher asks you to stay back after class is over, she isn't necessarily looking for sex.


:sneaky:

These days I wouldn't be so sure about that lol.

Just to comment about that guy with the two gun things though.. Um ya that's actually very possible as long as your good with both your hands and provided it's cqc. As you don't actually aim anyways, you point and shoot. Now all the one shot kills the good guys do while the bad guys hit everything but the good guy with their unlimited ammo is a bit exaggerated.

 

[disappoint]

inured is a word, and it fits perfectly in that sentence and context.

WTF!!!!! Why no spoiler tags!!!??????? I didn't finish reading the Thesaurus yet!!!!

 

[shortylickens]

Just saw an episode of dexter and it reminded me of something.

The cops do NOT have to read you your rights to arrest you. They have to read your rights before they question you. If they just toss your ass in jail overnight on some other evidence, you get nothing. You damn sure dont get to walk free.

 

[Mai72]

But... but...

I thought those Bruce Lee movies were real!

 

[Mai72]

Are porn movies real? Is it that easy to get the poon?

 

[T9D]

Are porn movies real? Is it that easy to get the poon?

Be a pizza guy, cable guy, pool boy, and find out :whiste:

 

[pontifex]

One of my annoyances that most people seem to ignore is the way pills are portrayed in movies. For example, if a character has a headache, he'll swallow a pill and *instantly* feel better. I have yet to see a pill that kicks in literally instantly!

haha, like darts to knock someone out.

I also find it funny how a guy throws a knife at a bad guy and the bad guy falls down dead instantly.

 

[pontifex]

They almost never use 22's in movies, silencer or not.

And there is only one revolver in the entire world that can be silenced, some piece of shit russian gun that no one uses anyways. All other silencers have to be used on automatics, or rifles.

why would there be a .22 in a movie? short of like a movie about squirrel hunting. they don't make loud noises, most movies the guns are used to fight against people. .22s aren't good for self defense or attacking people.

 

[dmoney1980]

don't know if this qualifies but how about computers applications as depicted in movies? Yeah, the CSI lab uses programs designed by Crytek, with full 3-d motion capabilities used to decode a fingerprint.

Oh and hackers use programs built around the Frostbyte 4 engine to give their text a 3-d matrix effect.

one of my favorites: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU

 

[zerocool84]

don't know if this qualifies but how about computers applications as depicted in movies? Yeah, the CSI lab uses programs designed by Crytek, with full 3-d motion capabilities used to decode a fingerprint.

Oh and hackers use programs built around the Frostbyte 4 engine to give their text a 3-d matrix effect.

one of my favorites: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU

No, you should be complaining about how they can enhance anything in that show and make it crystal clear.

 

[Ruptga]

why would there be a .22 in a movie? short of like a movie about squirrel hunting. they don't make loud noises, most movies the guns are used to fight against people. .22s aren't good for self defense or attacking people.

Yet if I was going to kill someone(s) discretely I'd at least consider a .22. A round or two to the brain or heart will kill a person, it won't "drop" them, but I doubt any discrete firearm would. In any case movies are generally about flashiness or style, neither of which fits a suppressed .22.