Donkey Punch? Who comes up with this stuff??

[NFS4]

Was reading that latest issue of GQ Magazine and they were talking about bizzare sex acts. Out of all of them, the Donkey Punch to me seemed like the most disturbing thing I've heard in quite some time (look on Urban Dictionary if you have no clue).

Some of the others mentioned included:

Cleveland Steamer
Hot Lunch
Glass Bottom Boat
Blumpkin
Cold Lunch
Swimmer's Ear
Jelly Doughnut
Arabian Goggles
Abraham Lincoln
Angry Dragon
Bucking Bronco

Whooosh, I need to get out more

 

[her209]

What about the Sledgehammer?

 

[BooGiMaN]

probably guys who hate women or have never gotten laid....how many of those actually seem pleasing to a woman?

 

[buck]

Boston Broiler!

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
probably guys who hate women or have never gotten laid....how many of those actually seem pleasing to a woman?

You mean MichaelD?

 

[Mutilator]

NFS4 you really need to turn on 106.1 WRDU in the morning and listen to Bob & Tom... if you're lucky you'll catch the Cleveland Steamer song.

 

[tfinch2]

Dirty Sanchez

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: Mutilator
NFS4 you really need to turn on 106.1 WRDU in the morning and listen to Bob & Tom... if you're lucky you'll catch the Cleveland Steamer song.

Hahaha, what time do they do this? I listen to them and 105.1 on the way to work in the morning.

 

[MikeMike]

they just picked up Bob & Tom here in cleveland.

the one dudes laugh is so annoying, i havent found them that funny at all.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Dirty Sanchez

That was the main focus of the article, but everyone knows that one.

 

[BigJ]

Ahhh the Abe Lincoln!

But I don't see the Harry Houdini on that list

 

[Bartino]

dont forget the houdini

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: PowerMacG5

Originally posted by: Mutilator
NFS4 you really need to turn on 106.1 WRDU in the morning and listen to Bob & Tom... if you're lucky you'll catch the Cleveland Steamer song.

Hahaha, what time do they do this? I listen to them and 105.1 on the way to work in the morning.

Bob and the Showgram FTW

"It ain't auuuuuunnnt. It's ant (aunt). You dummy. It's a silent U...which I wish we had right now"

 

[Mutilator]

Originally posted by: PowerMacG5

Originally posted by: Mutilator
NFS4 you really need to turn on 106.1 WRDU in the morning and listen to Bob & Tom... if you're lucky you'll catch the Cleveland Steamer song.

Hahaha, what time do they do this? I listen to them and 105.1 on the way to work in the morning.

I think they're probably on from 6-10AM. I usually hear the Cleveland Steamer song at least once or twice a week on my ride into work... so 8:00-8:45ish.

Oh and yeah I've heard the commericials on 105 w/the Aunt stuff. And when Bob was jumping on the trampoline on Capital Blvd in a speedo w/baby oil all over him. Got to work just as the guy was about to power wash the baby oil off him so he didn't burn.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Ahhh the Abe Lincoln!

But I don't see the Harry Houdini on that list

OMG, I just looked that one up. HAHA

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: BigJ
Ahhh the Abe Lincoln!

But I don't see the Harry Houdini on that list

OMG, I just looked that one up. HAHA

Look up Tony Danza while you're at it

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: LikeLinus

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
probably guys who hate women or have never gotten laid....how many of those actually seem pleasing to a woman?

You mean MichaelD?

well i didnt want to drop any names...

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: BigJ
Ahhh the Abe Lincoln!

But I don't see the Harry Houdini on that list

OMG, I just looked that one up. HAHA

Look up Tony Danza while you're at it

Man, this is all great stuff, but something that I doubt is rarely practiced

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: PowerMacG5

Originally posted by: Mutilator
NFS4 you really need to turn on 106.1 WRDU in the morning and listen to Bob & Tom... if you're lucky you'll catch the Cleveland Steamer song.

Hahaha, what time do they do this? I listen to them and 105.1 on the way to work in the morning.

Bob and the Showgram FTW

"It ain't auuuuuunnnt. It's ant (aunt). You dummy. It's a silent U...which I wish we had right now"

Haha, that was awesome the first time they said it, but now every other commercial for them is that line, so it's getting old.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: PowerMacG5

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: PowerMacG5

Originally posted by: Mutilator
NFS4 you really need to turn on 106.1 WRDU in the morning and listen to Bob & Tom... if you're lucky you'll catch the Cleveland Steamer song.

Hahaha, what time do they do this? I listen to them and 105.1 on the way to work in the morning.

Bob and the Showgram FTW

"It ain't auuuuuunnnt. It's ant (aunt). You dummy. It's a silent U...which I wish we had right now"

Haha, that was awesome the first time they said it, but now every other commercial for them is that line, so it's getting old.

Yeah, it's getting old. I still love 'em though

 

[BW86]

rofl @ Blumpkin
wtf @ Jelly Doughnut

 

[tfinch2]

LOL @ Tony Danza

 

[Excelsior]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=reverse+blumpkin

That first description..hahahaha.

 

[BigJ]

To compliment the Bucking Bronco and add a little variation, one can also try the "Rodeo."

 

[randay]

Wonder if there is a Dick Cheney yet, because there really should be.