<< "I am pleased to be the first gamer to use the Donor Program. I donated my left testicle and part of my colon, which earned me a $300 rebate. Am I happy? Hell yeah. I seriously doubt I would ever have sex anyway, so the testicle is a small sacrifice to be the first on my block to own one of these babies. Besides, who has time for girls when I am training for the PGL?" >>
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