Donald Trump's Tan Result Of 'Good Genes,' Administration Official Tells NYT

[Homerboy]

AhahahahAHHAhahahAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA etc.

I realize my faux pas. I should have said "shouldn't they be above this".
I completely realized they can't

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

tan <> orange, and trump's hide is most assuredly, orange

 

[hal2kilo]

tan <> orange, and trump's hide is most assuredly, orange

He just orders a John Boehner job.

 

[UberNeuman]

SHS probably sprays him before he goes on camera.

I didn't think she could lift her leg that high.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

I didn't think she could lift her leg that high.

I just suddenly flashed to the movie Hall pass in my head... the tub scene.....

'Scuse me while I go throw up now...

 

[zinfamous]

I didn't think she could lift her leg that high.

The Goggles!

 

[Meghan54]

It’s classic propaganda, somehow the leader has to be superior to every other human in order to legitimize their rule. For NK’s Kim it is that he doesn’t poop. For Trump somehow he has the magical TAN gene.

A shame that Trump's tan genes don't extend beyond his neck....his hands are a pitiful pale white.

 

[hal2kilo]

A shame that Trump's tan genes don't extend beyond his neck....his hands are a pitiful pale white.

And soo tiny.

 

[Homerboy]

Oops

 

[Moonbeam]

Trump is probably color blind and doesn't realize he's been in his coach past midnight.

I do love his though because he makes me think it's my favorite holiday, Halloween.

 

[Vic]

Goddamn orange supremacists in the White House..

 

[darkswordsman17]

The funny part is how they were manipulating photos to make him more white. They can't even keep their ridiculously simple bullshit like his artificial skin tone straight.

I dont understand why he gets a really shitty fake tan done, its not like he can't afford to get a decent one.

Because he probably would be too prone to falling asleep in the tanning booth. Although I'd guess its mostly because he likes making a woman see him probably naked. Can you imagine his sheets though? It'd look like napkins after eating BBQ or hot wings.

 

[tweaker2]

How ironic that he wants to look like a brown person.

 

[Greenman]

So you guy's really think that's spray tan and not spray paint? I didn't think the tanning stuff came in a solid color.

 

[WelshBloke]

How weird that he wants to look like an umpa lumpa.

FTFY.

 

[WelshBloke]

So you guy's really think that's spray tan and not spray paint? I didn't think the tanning stuff came in a solid color.

Thats a good fucking point! I can't believe that theres a massive amount of demand for the "make me look like an angry tangerine" look so I'm surprised that they do that colour. Unless he's doing something totally wrong with it which isn't outside the realms of possibly!

 

[Moonbeam]

I think he may have superior orangutang genes or romantic proclivities in that direction. Maybe he went to the zoo as a teen in the spring and became jealous about some lady orang’s choice of mates. Whatever the reason, one thing you can say, he is the best orange President we have ever had.

 

[dainthomas]

His physical is due soon. Who are they getting to makeup a bullshit report filled with effusive over the top praise?

That Navy doctor who wants another star.