Donald Trump to provide commentary on boxing match between Evander Holyfield and Vitor Belfort

soundforbjt

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Alrighty then!

not that I would pay for this but the commentary should be interesting
He stole the fight like the election was stolen from me. The ref must be a Biden supporter, there was no foul committed.
 

fskimospy

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I’m going to guess it will be a mixture of stories about how he’s such good friends with all the boxers and how much they all love Trump, interspersed with boasting how he was the greatest president ever and complaining about how the election was stolen.
 

Motostu

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I figure he'll regale the viewers with stories of how could have been a great boxer if it hadn't been for those damned bone spurs. With his yuge, bigly hands, most matches would have ended in a KO. Alas, it was not meant to be.
 

MrSquished

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If Biden did anything else on the 20th anniversary of 9/11 than commemorate 9/11 he'd be made out to be the leader of the Taliban.
 

Homerboy

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I’m going to guess it will be a mixture of stories about how he’s such good friends with all the boxers and how much they all love Trump, interspersed with boasting how he was the greatest president boxer ever and complaining about how the election was stolen.

FTFY
 

Bitek

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I’m going to guess it will be a mixture of stories about how he’s such good friends with all the boxers and how much they all love Trump, interspersed with boasting how he was the greatest president ever and complaining about how the election was stolen.

And if he was in the ring, he would win every fight,he'd be the greatest of all time, but you know, ...
he's a former president so he wouldn't do that, out of respect for the office.. people are saying he's the most dignified president of all time, way more than that loser Obama or sleepy Joe.
 
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kage69

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Cadet Bonespurs the Twice Impeached Traitor has a history with boxing? He's got a history with beauty pageants too, so fucking what?

By commentary they mean the verbal diarrhea the moron with dementia is famous for. Delivered mostly with incomplete sentences and mindless repetition, to include no fewer than 3 or 4 sidetracks about his 2020 loss and how he had nothing to do with Jan 6th. The traitors are still loading their pants over the phone records from 1/6 being turned over, I think it's nearly impossible he won't bring it up.

Should be riveting stuff.
 
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UNCjigga

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Not even joking here…but he picked the most American way to commemorate 9/11 20 years later. This will play well with his base—especially if he can throw some zingers at immigrants, downplay Covid and announce his 2024 run.
 

tweaker2

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Well if Trump is going to be the same guy he was (is) when he led the nation into a bout of unholy partisanship, divisiveness and wholesale corruption the likes we've never seen in the modern era, I give him 9 rounds out of ten his commentary will be about himself and in the tenth it will be about Biden, Hillary, Obama, stolen election and hey, he might even announce his bid for another try at the presidency right then and there.
 

VRAMdemon

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He finally has a job! ... MCing two washed up boxers with a combined age of 102. And charging 50 bucks per person to watch. Maybe Holyfield will hit him by accident. A very dignified way of remembering and honoring the 20th anniversary of 9/11. Next up - He will do commentary on the January 6th insurrection.

Apparently Vince McMahon isn’t taking Loser Donald’s calls anymore, so he’s found a new grift.
 

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I’m going to guess it will be a mixture of stories about how he’s such good friends with all the boxers and how much they all love Trump, interspersed with boasting how he was the greatest president ever and complaining about how the election was stolen.

"Sir...with tears in their eyes .."
 

dank69

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If Biden did anything else on the 20th anniversary of 9/11 than commemorate 9/11 he'd be made out to be the leader of the Taliban.
Some hellspawn of a 911 victim publicly asked Biden not to attend the 911 ceremony.
 

HomerJS

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Imagine if Obama was doing an event like this on 9/11, the patriotic party would shit a brick.

The right wing is evil trash no matter what angle you lol at them.
Any of you Trump acolytes want to speak on this?
 

soundforbjt

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I think I heard that Junior Mint will also be there.

If they’re going to give color commentary, the commentary is Orange.