Dolphins RB Ricky Williams placed in Witness Protection Program?

Perknose

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I believe he's in the lesser known, but still vital, witless protection program.

And that's why he wears his helmet 24/7 -- in case he bumps into something or trips over himself.

Plus, no headshot 'cause he vigorously denies he's a head. :p