Dolphins LB Channing Crowder - Comedic Genius or Dumber than Dirt?

[Queasy]

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Maybe he was joking, but gregarious Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder confessed today he didn?t know until Tuesday that people spoke English in London.

Crowder, a former Florida Gator and Atlanta native, apparently isn?t sure where the plane is headed when it takes off this afternoon for Sunday?s game against the New York Giants in Wembley Stadium.

?I couldn?t find London on a map if they didn?t have the names of the countries,? Crowder said. ?I swear to God. I don?t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that.

?I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That?s the closest thing I know to London. He?s black, so I?m sure he?s not from London. I?m sure that?s a coincidental name.?

When reminded Dolphins practice squad receiver and NFL Europe veteran Marvin Allen is from London, Crowder?s standup routine didn?t miss a beat.

?He?s from London?? Crowder said. ?I knew he was from over there because he talks funny. I was surprised (when they met) because ? I don?t want to say he didn?t look the part because that?s a stereotype ? but he didn?t look the part. I heard him talk, and I thought he had a recorder and was just mouthing.?

I'm leaning towards the comedian....I pray that he is just being a comedian.

 

[akshatp]

He?s black, so I?m sure he?s not from London.

For his sake, I HOPE it was just a comedic routine...

 

[mooglemania85]

Comedian. When you're 0-7, you take whatever laughs you can get.

 

[akshatp]

There is nothing funny about being 0-7. Soon to be 0-8. Possibly 0-16.

 

[KB]

He plays football because he wasn't smart enough to be a computer programmer. So he's a dummy .

 

[WingZero94]

LOL

 

[CPA]

He's from an SEC school not named Vanderbilt, I can 99.9% guarantee it wasn't a comedic routing.

 

[Svnla]

I don't think it was an act.

BTW, was it a Washington beloved patriot defense lineman that graduated from college yet could not read? I believe it was about 10 years ago. I can't recall his name.

 

[Savij]

Originally posted by: CPA
He's from an SEC school not named Vanderbilt, I can 99.9% guarantee it wasn't a comedic routing.

If he were from an SEC school named Vanderbilt, I could 99.9% guarantee that he couldn't play football.

 

[slsmnaz]

Originally posted by: Savij

Originally posted by: CPA
He's from an SEC school not named Vanderbilt, I can 99.9% guarantee it wasn't a comedic routing.

If he were from an SEC school named Vanderbilt, I could 99.9% guarantee that he couldn't play football.

:laugh:

And CPA, UF is actually a very good school (it pains me to say that)