Dolly Pardon needs to die because.................

[Joyride]

She butchered a pretty good song from Collective Soul called "Shine"

Hurts my ears when I just heard it.

 

[Thrlskr]

But she has the rack so I'm going to have to disagree with ya on this one. Sorry.

 

[spanky]

<< But she has the rack so I'm going to have to disagree with ya on this one. Sorry. >>



u like racks that r about knee high?!?! :Q

 

[Aenygma]

Her name is "Parton" not pardon.

 

[Haircut]

I'm sure she will fall asleep on her back and suffocate herself one of these days.

 

[LakerGod]

<< But she has the rack so I'm going to have to disagree with ya on this one. Sorry. >>



Well said.

 

[HOWITIS]

what about dollywood ?

 

[Thrlskr]

Last time I looked her rack looked fine. Even if it does start to go past her navel I'm sure she will just have them hiked back up.

 

[Fausto]

Actually, I thought it was kinda sporty of her to pick that song to cover. The whole album is even pretty good and I'm really not a fan of hers.

Possible upshot of the song: it will totally alienate her fans, she won't sell any more albums, will go into bankruptcy as a result, and have to pose for Playboy to support herself. At least that way, we'd finally get to see the rack, right?

Fausto

 

[StormRider]

...she won't let you cop a feel?

 

[jjones]

she caused me a concussion the last time we bumped into each other.

 

[Nitemare]

<< Actually, I thought it was kinda sporty of her to pick that song to cover. The whole album is even pretty good and I'm really not a fan of hers.

Possible upshot of the song: it will totally alienate her fans, she won't sell any more albums, will go into bankruptcy as a result, and have to pose for Playboy to support herself. At least that way, we'd finally get to see the rack, right?

Fausto >>



Actually her sister, Julia, I think was actually the editor and contributor to an adult magazine. I forget which one though. She was not as big as Dolly but she wasn't missing by much

 

[Joyride]

<< Her name is "Parton" not pardon. >>



Parton me

What a Boob

Kidding