Dolly Madison v. Little Debbie

Which snack cake is superior?

  • Dolly Rules!

  • Little Debbie FTW!

  • I live in the ghetto and only get store brands!. :(

  • My mommy doesn't allow me to have sugar.


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shiner

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I'm on Dolly's side here. Her snack cakes bring all the boys to the yard!

FIGHT!!!!






*oddly enough this thread was inspired by one over in P&N
 

coxmaster

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Dolly Madison.

My dad works for Interstate Bakeries and as such we get access to a wide variety of Dolly Madison foods (including things not available everywhere or to the public)
 

KGB

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Dolly would body-slam Debbie right out of the ring.

When you add in Debbie's disdain for Jeffersonian economics and her negative views of life, liberty and the pursuit of chocolate... it becomes a no-brainer.
 

shiner

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Dolly would body-slam Debbie right out of the ring.

When you add in Debbie's disdain for Jeffersonian economics and her negative views of life, liberty and the pursuit of chocolate... it becomes a no-brainer.

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Dirigible

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Dolly would body-slam Debbie right out of the ring.

When you add in Debbie's disdain for Jeffersonian economics and her negative views of life, liberty and the pursuit of chocolate... it becomes a no-brainer.

Now I'm all hot and bothered. Is a vid of this chick fight on the internet?
 

zinfamous

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never heard of DOlly Madison.

those evil LD "brownies with nuts on them" and the Christmas tree cakes were pillars of my childhood.
 

zinfamous

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both garbage now.

for some reason though they were both tastier when i was a youth.

eh, it's because kids have no taste. and you are correct, all of them taste like shit in reality.

the other issue is that after time, you've likely been exposed to real cakes and brownies and deserts and such, and so comparing this to the real deal is laughable.

that, and we have fortunately come to a place where the packaged fake food in our US supermarkets now tend to have real competition from things like....real food! :awe:

I remember growing up, there was one type of potato, one type of tomato, brownies and pancakes and such came from boxes of mixed stuff. same with cookies....
 

chalmers

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Nothing in the world beats Oatmeal Cream Pies, Zebra Cakes or Star Crunch, so I choose LD.
 

Eli

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What the fuck is a Dolly Madison?

Little Debbie FTW!
 
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