I don't like cats because they don't like me. But in fairness, I dislike cat owners more than I dislike cats. Because they do not take care of their animals and cannot keep them in their own yard. This is sometimes true of dog owners, I've seen dogs outside of their yard a few times. But I see cats in my garage destroying things all the time. And cat owners always find a way to blame their cats on my land destroying my property on me. I'm going to start setting have-a-heart traps for them in my house. And then putting the filled traps by the curb. If their owners find them there, that's cool. Better than having to clean out the trap.
Mitch Hedberg:
Frogs are always cool. Like, never has there been a frog hopping towards me, and I thought, 'Man, I better play dead. Here comes that frog.' I've never said, 'Here comes that frog' in a horrifying manner. It's always optimistic, like, 'Hey, here comes that frog -- fantastic! Maybe he will settle near me.'
Applies to dogs as well. But cats... no. Diseased nasty animals that tear things up for no reason.