"A fire? OMG, there's a fire. You saved my life. You saved everybodies life! They're going to call you Lifesaver! Wake up everybody, there's a fire! This dog saved us. Wake up everybody!..."
[time passes, there is no fire]
"Mista - you shouldn't call that dog Lifesaver, you should call him Sh!thead!"
A stale cookie if you know wtf I am talking about.
A fresh one of you know the thermos song