doesnt this look like a cool beach?

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moshquerade

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wow, way to encourage them to come up and feed on whatever or whoever may be there in the future.
 

Ika

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learn to immediately look for the waves...the type of break (beach, rocky point, rock reef having a gradual build-up, coral reef having a sudden jack-up) and the wind conditions and keep a sharp eye WHERE to dodge past the No Trespassing signs

and if there's white sand all the better, your babe can sun there in her bikini bottoms (no top) and if there's rocks/sharks/underwater ancient pier piling remnants, etc better spot 'em during a real low tide,

and arriving immediately start timing the wave period to tune into the feeling for the break,

and check out the parking area for insanely territorial locals-only type idiots or drug fools who might vandalize your car if you leave it to paddle out there (like in the Palos Verdes Peninsula area where the "locals" are worth less than dog shit because of their locals-only nazi "we will wreck your car and threaten you physically" behavior - ha ha bring it on fools, I all alone will hurt a posse of you B A D, and you can see that for SURE with one glance at me, so ha ha ha bring it. You never dared yet...you threatened then ran. Ha ha ha you Palos Verdes Peninsula area
cretins [cretin= "a dwarfed and deformed idiot"]

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Numenorean

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learn to immediately look for the waves...the type of break (beach, rocky point, rock reef having a gradual build-up, coral reef having a sudden jack-up) and the wind conditions and keep a sharp eye WHERE to dodge past the No Trespassing signs

and if there's white sand all the better, your babe can sun there in her bikini bottoms (no top) and if there's rocks/sharks/underwater ancient pier piling remnants, etc better spot 'em during a real low tide,

and arriving immediately start timing the wave period to tune into the feeling for the break,

and check out the parking area for insanely territorial locals-only type idiots or drug fools who might vandalize your car if you leave it to paddle out there (like in the Palos Verdes Peninsula area where the "locals" are worth less than dog shit because of their locals-only nazi "we will wreck your car and threaten you physically" behavior - ha ha bring it on fools, I all alone will hurt a posse of you B A D, and you can see that for SURE with one glance at me, so ha ha ha bring it. You never dared yet...you threatened then ran. Ha ha ha you Palos Verdes Peninsula area
cretins [cretin= "a dwarfed and deformed idiot"]

How does a spammer last for 4,700+ posts?
 

KeithTalent

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I hate the beach. Damn sand gettin' all up in my business. Screw that.

KT
 
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