Doesn't everybody already drink Mountain Dew for breakfast?

[IronWing]

I don't get it?


http://www.delish.com/food/recalls-reviews/mountain-dew-launches-breakfast-soda

 

[darkewaffle]

Mountain Dew is revolting.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Not good news... my mother-in-law is a soda addict who regularly starts drinking Mountain Dew or Sunkist early in the morning. Just another excuse for her to drink even more of that stuff.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Mountain Dew is the Motherfarking breakfast of CHAMPIONS!

FTFY

 

[cubby1223]

I know a few people who drink Mountain Dew for breakfast... and lunch, and dinner, and a few more times in-between...

 

[ch33zw1z]

I drink water and coffee. Not a big soda fan, definitely not in teh morning...wtf.

 

[InMyHead]

I don't get it?


http://www.delish.com/food/recalls-reviews/mountain-dew-launches-breakfast-soda

Mountain Dew on my Cheerios... NOT!

My breakfast is three large cups of piping hot black coffee. Now THAT is the real Breakfast of Champions!

 

[Mixolydian]

I don't drink carbonated beverages before noon.

 

[mmntech]

Mountain Dew is revolting.

This. I don't think there's ever been a time in my life where I actually enjoyed Mountain Dew. It's goblin piss in a bottle.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

"Mountain Dew is marketing the beverage as having fewer calories than a typical soda (it contains 80 per 16-ounce can) and less caffeine than your average energy drink."

It seems a little odd to me that they're keeping the caffeine lower than a typical energy drink if they're marketing it as a morning soda. People tend to prefer to drink a hefty amount of caffeine early in the day. Giving it the caffeine content of Red Bull or Monster seems like a natural fit.

 

[SagaLore]

We need a coffee flavored soda instead.

Coke Black was good while it lasted.

 

[blackdogdeek]

It's goblin piss in a bottle.

I'm not going to ask how you know what that tastes like.

 

[homercles337]

I use to drink Orangina in the morning all the time, but its hard to find in the hick-midwest.

 

[DesiPower]

R

Old news, OP fails at search

 

[mmntech]

I'm not going to ask how you know what that tastes like.

It tastes like Mountain Dew. :sneaky:

 

[IronWing]

R

Old news, OP fails at search

That's not true at all. I didn't even consider searching.

 

[theknight571]

Here is the breakfast of champions.

 

[QueBert]

Dew's the secret to health, I use to work with this old school Fortran programmer who had been drinking a case of it every work day for like 25 years. Dude was a beast, never missed a day of work and hit 3 home runs one year at the company soft ball game. I stopped working there a decade ago But I ran into him a few years ago, he's still drinking a case a day.

 

[MonKENy]

Not good news... my mother-in-law is a soda addict who regularly starts drinking Mountain Dew or Sunkist early in the morning. Just another excuse for her to drink even more of that stuff.

no offense but is she fat?

 

[AMDZen]

Hell yea

I'll be buying this stuff

 

[blankslate]

Only if I mix it with my vodka in the morning.

 

[Newbian]

That's not true at all. I didn't even consider searching.

Thanks for that laugh.