$7 white rice? That's definitely ATOT style. Is it so expensive because of the fancy name? I bet Arborio's Italian for "crazy cracka who pays $7 for rice"
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Who the fuck buys expensive rice?
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$7 white rice? That's definitely ATOT style. Is it so expensive because of the fancy name? I bet Arborio's Italian for "crazy cracka who pays $7 for rice"
Who the fuck buys expensive rice?
I was fine with it until this. If my wife ever made me eat anything that was remotely near a toilet...
WTF....
A pic of a mobile phone embedded in a plastic jar of rice, complaints about $7 rice being ruined by wife... and yet, no pics of said wife???!
WTF....
A pic of a mobile phone embedded in a plastic jar of rice, complaints about $7 rice being ruined by wife... and yet, no pics of said wife???!
*facepalm*
Just what do you think the rice does for your potentially water-damaged electronics then, genius? Any "contact" absorption is useless because the water had already left the device. Leaving the lid off because, as you say, the rice does not dry out the air around it, would mean that *oops* you don't need rice at all in the first place!
The advice to use rice also goes along with putting it in a warm place too. Obviously, a dehumidifier, warmth, DRY air flow, silica gel and removal of the housing are the best practices, but not many are equipped for that. Either, as you say, dry rice + warmth is completely ineffective (sealed or not) or it is at least better than letting it dry on its own for the reasons stated in my scenario.
Silica gel doesn't become mush either.
Her: Oh. Didn't think of that. It's alright. You have to cook it anyway. It'll be OK.
Me: /facepalm
Actually she's very educated, has a very sharp mind, and has a heart of gold. An asshole like myself is lucky to have her. She does have that rare retarded moment though.
see, this is why chili people suck. they think it actually matters if it has beans in it or not.
see, all rational people know that Chili is a dish originating from the Southwest US, cooked out of a dutch (camp) oven over an open pit with what-the-fuck-ever proteins were around, because it was a hard fucking day at work--hustling cows and hog-tying wet piglets--you need to load up and sleep, and work another hard fucking day. Thus, you threw in some meat, some fucking beans that you brought with you (because they're easy as shit to pack lite, they don't spoil, and boil up fine, etc) and some hot ass spices to make it all work together.
that's fucking Chili.
See, the very same dumb bitches that argue that beans don't exist in chili are the same asshats that think KFC or Popeyes are legitimate sources of fried chicken. It is obvious that these people do not understand food, or culinary history, because these people fail in all senses of taste and cultural decorum.
these people are not to be trusted. they are illiterate, obtuse bastards.
....Also, it is reasonable to assume that these people are < 5'6" in stature.
Mmmmmmmm, eat hearty, my lovelies!How Many Rodent Hairs and Insect Parts Are In ...
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The FDA's action level for peanut butter is 30 or more insect fragments or one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams.
Here is a very brief sampling of the FDA's Food Defect Action Level list. They begin investigation when foods reach the action level they've set. According to the FDA, typical foods contain about 10 percent of the action level, but others say they contain more like 40 percent.
CHOCOLATE AND CHOCOLATE LIQUOR
CITRUS FRUIT JUICES, CANNED
- Insect filth: Average is 60 or more insect fragments per 100 grams when 6 100-gram subsamples are examined OR any 1 subsample contains 90 or more insect fragments
- Rodent filth: Average is 1 or more rodent hairs per 100 grams in 6 100-gram subsamples examined OR any 1 subsample contains 3 or more rodent hairs
RED FISH AND OCEAN PERCH
- Insects and insect eggs: 5 or more Drosophila and other fly eggs per 250 ml or 1 or more maggots per 250 ml
MACARONI AND NOODLE PRODUCTS
- Parasites: 3% of the fillets examined contain 1 or more parasites accompanied by pus pockets
PEANUT BUTTER
- Insect filth: Average of 225 insect fragments or more per 225 grams in 6 or more subsamples
- Rodent filth: Average of 4.5 rodent hairs or more per 225 grams in 6 or more subsamples
POPCORN
- Insect filth: Average of 30 or more insect fragments per 100 grams
- Rodent filth: Average of 1 or more rodent hairs per 100 grams
WHEAT FLOUR
- Rodent filth: 1 or more rodent excreta pellets are found in 1 or more subsamples, and 1 or more rodent hairs are found in 2 or more other subsamples OR 2 or more rodent hairs per pound and rodent hair is found in 50% or more of the subsamples OR 20 or more gnawed grains per pound and rodent hair is found in 50% or more of the subsamples
- Insect filth: Average of 75 or more insect fragments per 50 grams
- Rodent filth: Average of 1 or more rodent hairs per 50 grams
If you like looking at women in their mid 40s, here yah go:WTF....
A pic of a mobile phone embedded in a plastic jar of rice, complaints about $7 rice being ruined by wife... and yet, no pics of said wife???!
Rice readily absorbs moisture so the idea is that it acts as a type of desiccant. Whether that is true or not has been debated in this thread already. I'm not sure if it actually works but her phone is functioning again and I have a new jar of Arborio rice so it's all good.Can somebody explain to me how putting the phone into a jar of rice help?
Nicer than you know.Nice rack.
Err, your wife sounds retarded.
Jesus! Lucky she's smart.
Silica gel is more of a granulated product than a gel. The wife was using it for some arts and craft project with the kids, I think drying flowers.
