Does your wife/hubby/SO have any annoying habbits?

[StrangeRanger]

I just spent some time at the hospital this morning getting stiches in my head. My wife has this habbit, and has had it for the 16 yrs I've known her, that she never closes things. Like doors, cabinets etc. For example this morning in our kitchen, she ALWAYS leaves cabinets part-way open. WTF?! It was closed when you got to it, so fvcking close it when you're done w/ it!
I know, you're thinking after 16 yrs of being w/ her I should be more careful or know it's going to happen. But I'm to stubborn or something. So, anyway this morning is the 5th time that I have ended up w/ stiches in my head because she left something open. I was putting stuff in the dishwasher, she got a cereal bowl and of course left the cabinet open, I stood up and WHAM! split the back of my head open! And then she yells at me for punching the fvcking cabinet shut while the blood pours down the back of my head.
So what little tick does your SO have that pisses you off?
j

 

[PunDogg]

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that is all

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[T3C]

She leaves lights on ALL the time. She always decides its a good time to talk right as I am trying to do something. the list goes on and on.

 

[jjones]

lol, nothing that causes a visit to the hospital.

 

[ajayjuneja]

doesn't everyone have some annoying habits?

 

[Kelemvor]

Ever since she got pregnant, my wife snores like crazy. I've already had to go sleep in another room on occassion just to get some sleep...

 

[pclstyle]

she falls asleep with her hand on my chest.
i start falling asleep.





she twitches.

i spaz, and can no longer sleep.

:thumbsdown:

 

[Queasy]

This one cracks me up about my wife. She can spend all day furiously cleaning, vacuming, folding clothes or whatever. But when she is done, she leaves all her cleaning supplies laying all over the house and doesn't put them back up when she's done with them

edit: The last sentence was brought to you by the department of redundancy department.

 

[mcvickj]

LMAO! 5th time in the hospital?

I would have to say leaving the lights on.

 

[cjgallen]

You need to install spring loaded cabinets that shut themselves :thumbsup:

 

[ATLien247]

She leaves her shoes everywhere... and she has way too many of them!

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: Queasy
This one cracks me up about my wife. She can spend all day furiously cleaning, vacuming, folding clothes or whatever. But when she is done, she leaves all her cleaning supplies laying all over the house and doesn't put them back up when she's done with them

hahahaha that is hilarious


my girlfriend never talks loud enough on the phone. i always do a bunch of "huh?" and "what did you say?"

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Doesn't sleep naked.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: StrangeRanger
I just spent some time at the hospital this morning getting stiches in my head. My wife has this habbit, and has had it for the 16 yrs I've known her, that she never closes things. Like doors, cabinets etc. For example this morning in our kitchen, she ALWAYS leaves cabinets part-way open. WTF?! It was closed when you got to it, so fvcking close it when you're done w/ it!
I know, you're thinking after 16 yrs of being w/ her I should be more careful or know it's going to happen. But I'm to stubborn or something. So, anyway this morning is the 5th time that I have ended up w/ stiches in my head because she left something open. I was putting stuff in the dishwasher, she got a cereal bowl and of course left the cabinet open, I stood up and WHAM! split the back of my head open! And then she yells at me for punching the fvcking cabinet shut while the blood pours down the back of my head.
So what little tick does your SO have that pisses you off?
j

OMG! Mrsskoorb is not bad with cubboards, but forever I have been telling her to close things: jars, baby wipes, bottles, etc. She will leave the cap on and not twist it, or not close it all the way so the product dries out! I have been ragging her on it and she's slowly getting better. I think I have more bad habits.

 

[JulesMaximus]

My wife is a neat freak. She is constantly vacuuming the house and putting stuff away. Sometimes when I'm cooking dinner (yes, I do most of the cooking in our house) I'll take out a bunch of things I'm going to need and when I turn around she's put them away. That drives me nuts sometimes but we usually just laugh about it. She's actually gotten better about cleaning up while I'm still cooking and now she actually asks me if I'm done with something before she puts it away.

 

[deejayshakur]

my gf of 16 months always lags when we go out, even though out of all her roommates, she lags the least. also, she'll sometimes unknowingly talk too loud in public, even though she is very soft-spoken. i hope she doesn't snore when she's pregnant.

 

[vo]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
My wife is a neat freak. She is constantly vacuuming the house and putting stuff away. Sometimes when I'm cooking dinner (yes, I do most of the cooking in our house) I'll take out a bunch of things I'm going to need and when I turn around she's put them away. That drives me nuts sometimes but we usually just laugh about it. She's actually gotten better about cleaning up while I'm still cooking and now she actually asks me if I'm done with something before she puts it away.

Just replace 'cooking' with everything you do ... I thought my was the only one

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: cjgallen
You need to install spring loaded cabinets that shut themselves :thumbsup:

Yeah, or invest in a helmet.

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: StrangeRanger
I just spent some time at the hospital this morning getting stiches in my head. My wife has this habbit, and has had it for the 16 yrs I've known her, that she never closes things. Like doors, cabinets etc. For example this morning in our kitchen, she ALWAYS leaves cabinets part-way open. WTF?! It was closed when you got to it, so fvcking close it when you're done w/ it!
I know, you're thinking after 16 yrs of being w/ her I should be more careful or know it's going to happen. But I'm to stubborn or something. So, anyway this morning is the 5th time that I have ended up w/ stiches in my head because she left something open. I was putting stuff in the dishwasher, she got a cereal bowl and of course left the cabinet open, I stood up and WHAM! split the back of my head open! And then she yells at me for punching the fvcking cabinet shut while the blood pours down the back of my head.
So what little tick does your SO have that pisses you off?
j

How's the lumps on her head coming?
My wife does the same thing. No stitches yet, but when I get them, she's gettin some too.

 

[monk3y]

She has a habit of eating off my plate...

 

[trmiv]

Yes. She uses bits of toilet paper to clean up her eyeliner or whatever in the morning, and then just leaves the blackened bits of paper on the bathroom counter. She also NEVER puts the damn toilet paper on the roll when she changes it. Ugh. She'll just set it on top of the empty roll leaned up against the wall.

EDIT: Oh, and in tpyical fashion she takes FOREVER to get ready. If I want to leave at like 10am, I have to tell her 9am so we make it out of the house by 10am.

 

[FlyLice]

<===== farts while cuddling + sleeping

 

[chrisms]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
My wife is a neat freak. She is constantly vacuuming the house and putting stuff away. Sometimes when I'm cooking dinner (yes, I do most of the cooking in our house) I'll take out a bunch of things I'm going to need and when I turn around she's put them away. That drives me nuts sometimes but we usually just laugh about it. She's actually gotten better about cleaning up while I'm still cooking and now she actually asks me if I'm done with something before she puts it away.

I know.. she is always cleaning up all the beer cans around my house. It's actually kind of nice to have her just do all the work for me

 

[SaltBoy]

She walks too slow. Seriously, whenever I walk, I'm like an Olympic fast-walker. She, on the other hand, likes to take her sweet time and gets mad at me when I want to go ahead. Drive me nuts!

 

[shimsham]

5 trips because of that? fack lol. i think the 3rd time i wouldve ripped those cabinets down in a fury.

the only thing i can think of is my wife isnt very coordinated when it comes to helping me move or fix stuff when i need an extra set of hands. i just dont even ask anymore, and do it myself. which was probably her plan to begin with.