pft. She pisses me off for being so fvcking goddamn stupid.
Situation 1
me: "hon, don't get near your roomates car. They're trying to get it unstuck from the snow and they'd rather burn rubber than have help. I already asked them."
her: "oh, but I want to help"
me: "no, it's dangerous. Don't"
me: "no"
me: "no"
me: "no"
me: "no"
car starts fishtailing wildly with her fvcking right next to it, almost running her over
Situation 2
Acemcmac is in ER and very ill. Sharp abdominal pains.
her: "I want to call your parents"
me: "please don't"
her: "I want to"
me, pleading: "please don't! I can't deal with them right now!"
This continues back and forth for several minutes
Acemcmac continues pleading and with the rise in blood pressure goes into seizures. Three nurses hold down acemcmac as while he is vomiting all over, he continues to plead with her not to call. Acemcmac's GF is escorted out by nurses because she's upsetting him so much and agrivating his currently life threatening condition. She calls his parents anyway resulting in two more episodes from the additional stress, seizures and vomiting later in the day.