Does your office have a "Topper"

[DnetMHZ]

You know that person who always has a better story no matter what the subject.
Their favorite words are "That's nothing..this one time". There is this one girl in my office who does it constantly.
Drives me fvckin nuts.

 

[Hammer]

lol. no. i haven't met anyone like that since high school.

 

[DeadByDawn]

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
You know that person who always has a better story no matter what the subject.
Their favorite words are "That's nothing..this one time". There is this one girl in my office who does it constantly.
Drives me fvckin nuts.

That's nothing, I have two people in my office that are exactly the same as that girl.

Horrible.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

yes....and he has to include some annoying down-home saying in each conversation.

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
You know that person who always has a better story no matter what the subject.
Their favorite words are "That's nothing..this one time". There is this one girl in my office who does it constantly.
Drives me fvckin nuts.

That's nothing, I have two people in my office that are exactly the same as that girl.

Horrible.

:beer:

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

Originally posted by: toekramp

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
You know that person who always has a better story no matter what the subject.
Their favorite words are "That's nothing..this one time". There is this one girl in my office who does it constantly.
Drives me fvckin nuts.

That's nothing, I have two people in my office that are exactly the same as that girl.

Horrible.

:beer:

Oh yeah, well this one time, at work, there were these three guys who could never shut up about anything, and were always topping each other's stories back and forth back and forth in a circle of perpetutal nonsense and they were WAY worse than your two girls ever thought about being!!

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: JoLLyRoGer

Originally posted by: toekramp

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
You know that person who always has a better story no matter what the subject.
Their favorite words are "That's nothing..this one time". There is this one girl in my office who does it constantly.
Drives me fvckin nuts.

That's nothing, I have two people in my office that are exactly the same as that girl.

Horrible.

:beer:

Oh yeah, well this one time, at work, there were these three guys who could never shut up about anything, and were always topping each other's stories back and forth back and forth in a circle of perpetutal nonsense and they were WAY worse than your two girls ever thought about being!!

That's nothing, I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE!

 

[PHiuR]

Originally posted by: mwtgg

Originally posted by: JoLLyRoGer

Originally posted by: toekramp

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
You know that person who always has a better story no matter what the subject.
Their favorite words are "That's nothing..this one time". There is this one girl in my office who does it constantly.
Drives me fvckin nuts.

That's nothing, I have two people in my office that are exactly the same as that girl.

Horrible.

:beer:

Oh yeah, well this one time, at work, there were these three guys who could never shut up about anything, and were always topping each other's stories back and forth back and forth in a circle of perpetutal nonsense and they were WAY worse than your two girls ever thought about being!!

That's nothing, I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE!

thats nothing. I shoot people like you.

 

[Phoenix86]

Well, that sure what what I was thinking when I read the title... I was thinking something more alone the lines of a fluffer.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: PHiuR

Originally posted by: mwtgg

Originally posted by: JoLLyRoGer

Originally posted by: toekramp

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
You know that person who always has a better story no matter what the subject.
Their favorite words are "That's nothing..this one time". There is this one girl in my office who does it constantly.
Drives me fvckin nuts.

That's nothing, I have two people in my office that are exactly the same as that girl.

Horrible.

:beer:

Oh yeah, well this one time, at work, there were these three guys who could never shut up about anything, and were always topping each other's stories back and forth back and forth in a circle of perpetutal nonsense and they were WAY worse than your two girls ever thought about being!!

That's nothing, I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE!

thats nothing. I shoot people like you.

That's nothing. Kevlar > your puny bullets

 

[XMan]

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
You know that person who always has a better story no matter what the subject.
Their favorite words are "That's nothing..this one time". There is this one girl in my office who does it constantly.
Drives me fvckin nuts.

Oh yeah? Well at my office . . .

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
You know that person who always has a better story no matter what the subject.
Their favorite words are "That's nothing..this one time". There is this one girl in my office who does it constantly.
Drives me fvckin nuts.

That's nothing, I have two people in my office that are exactly the same as that girl.

Horrible.

that's nothing dude. there's this russian lady at work that talks about sex out loud all day. fvck that. she's nasty.

 

[superHARD]

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
You know that person who always has a better story no matter what the subject.
Their favorite words are "That's nothing..this one time". There is this one girl in my office who does it constantly.
Drives me fvckin nuts.

That's nothing, I have two people in my office that are exactly the same as that girl.

Horrible.

That's nothing, I have like 4 ppl in my office that to that exact same thing. They say little sayings like "Don't leave home without it", and "The more the merry", and "It's not the size.............".

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: maziwanka

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
You know that person who always has a better story no matter what the subject.
Their favorite words are "That's nothing..this one time". There is this one girl in my office who does it constantly.
Drives me fvckin nuts.

That's nothing, I have two people in my office that are exactly the same as that girl.

Horrible.

that's nothing dude. there's this russian lady at work that talks about sex out loud all day. fvck that. she's nasty.

hahaha. winnar! :beer:

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
You know that person who always has a better story no matter what the subject.
Their favorite words are "That's nothing..this one time". There is this one girl in my office who does it constantly.
Drives me fvckin nuts.

Oh yeah...she's one of those "I was hot when I was 20 but now I'm fat and over the hill but won't accept it" types. Her stories will make one blush.

 

[cerebusPu]

do her. make her blush.

 

[HamSupLo]

we could use a fluffer in the office

 

[XMan]

As long as we're talking about the office, does anybody else have a guy in the office that HAS to have pictures of the boss screwing a goat?

We've got this one guy who everybody knows is worthless, everbody dislikes, and somehow or another always manages to fall back-assward into whatever cushy job opening is around at any given moment.

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: HamSupLo
we could use a fluffer in the office

I was hoping this thread would be about the office bike.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: HamSupLo
we could use a fluffer in the office

Ugh, that's disgusting.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: X-Man
As long as we're talking about the office, does anybody else have a guy in the office that HAS to have pictures of the boss screwing a goat?

We've got this one guy who everybody knows is worthless, everbody dislikes, and somehow or another always manages to fall back-assward into whatever cushy job opening is around at any given moment.

I had to read your post 3 times before I could figure it out...

I thought you meant he REALLY wanted to see pics of your boss scewing a goat...

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