Does your mouse stink?

dennilfloss

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Or your trackball?

A friend of mine complained today that, when he spontaneously brought his mouse to his face to get a closer look at the plastic, an acrid smell assaulted his nose. :Q Now this guy is a smoker and is basically odour blind; if he says that the smell was acrid, that means it reeks to high heavens. He swears that he washes his hands often and cannot understand how his mouse can stink like that. I smelled my pointing device and it smells clean, probably because I spongebathe it twice a month with diluted window cleaner spread on a paper towel (and yes I keep my hands clean too ;)). I told him that his hands start producing grease very soon after being washed and that accumulates over time, along with sweat, so that he should start cleaning his mouse too.

Now, you people should smell your mouse or trackball and judge if you have practised good mouse hygiene in the last few months. Bend over, take a few deep whiffs and remember, it's really bad when you find cheese on your pointing device or when it smells like Danish Blue.

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Zucchini

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No smell at all:) I use wet then dry cleanex on it about twice a month. And yea, it seems many people don't understand basic hygiene. We humans are just @%# greasy! hehe remember to wash your hands with lots of soap, esp after you eat.. and don't #@% touch your face or hair.

Also, have you looked at some mice in the light? Fingerprints all over the greasy surface(some people i know).. its like someone dunked their fingers in butter and had their way with the mice.
 

kduncan5

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I hate the mouse I'm using. It's a MS mouse, the type where if you remove the cap, the ball is connected to it by this little cage-type affair. What a stupid concept! It always feels as though it's travelling across a very rough and uneven surface:|. I should replace it with a Logitech or something..... -kd5-

Smells fine though.....
 

Gorgonzola

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mine smells like plastic too, maybe his mouse is made out of some form of stinky plastic? ;)
 

Zucchini

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No trackball users? heh, those things just scare me.. it just seems designed so hand grease will build up inside your device.
 

Stallion

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Crap, now I'm affraid to smell mine when I get home as I have never cleaned it once in over a year. I had better make sure the wife is around in case I need mouth to mouth when I smell it. ;)
 

dennilfloss

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Hey! I'm a trackball user! Got two Logitech TrackMan Marble+. That model fits my hand exactly. :)

Optical trackballs rule! You just need to wash your balls too. That's all. ;) And don't forget to remove lint from the supporting dots.

What's worse than if it smells like Danish Blue? If it smells like Gorgonzola! :p

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Chef0083

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This thread is ....strange. If his mouse smells I'd hate to get a whiff of the keyboard....;)
 

pastee

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The trackball I'm using is fine......

the keyboard though....that's a different thing.
 

RSI

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That's odd... I've never washed my mouse, and it smells like plastic to me, no stink at all. I think you're friend is just weird.

-RSI
 

dennilfloss

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That, he is a little. ;)

He even smelled his seat cushion today (and I told him I did not want to know the result of that one). Maybe he has an odour fetish! :Q

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RU482

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This reminds me of a post a few months ago in for sale forum

I traded this kid for something, I can't even remember what, and in return I was to get some paypal cash, CD-r's, and a microsoft wheel mouse. Winds up he sent the mouse to the wrong address (someone else on Anandtech). Anyway, when the third party opened the package, the mouse was all crusty and brown. It was quite humorous. Don't remember what ever happened to that thing
 

cxim

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Top reasons why your 'mouse' has an odur...

The odur is caused by 'mousiitis'

not using cotton mouse covers. synthetics don't let your mouse breathe
properly

using scented soaps on your mouse

too frequent 'irrigation' of your mouse. this washes out the good bacteria that have a mild fishy smell & the good bacteria are replaced with smelly ones

multiple partners allowed to use your mouse

using colored or scented papers to clean your mouse

improper wiping of your mouse

touching stinky things, then playing with your mouse

wiping your upper lip after wipin your hind end before smellin your mouse

 

HoopDogg

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My mouse smells like - mouse

My cats breath smells like cat food! (ralph)

Edy, your farts smell like propane and rotton feet!! (HoopDogg, after edy expelled sickening gaseous matter in french class)